The Ojamajo Rap
Written by Nolan Kalchos
To the tune of thecomputernerd01's "The Disney Channel Rap" on YouTube
You got Doremi, Hadzuki, and Aiko, of course. Plus Onpu, Momoko, but they ain't no horse. Hana-chan is as cute as my mom's big toe. Majo Rika's grumpy, but that's no big blow. This is the greatest dang show of all time and space; just ask my grandma, she'll tell you "I rest my case." If you watch this, you'll thank me later on, but for now, eat some cheese and sing this song.
Chorus:
Ojamajo Doremi is better than the rest.
They fight monsters and evil, they're up to the test.
Other shows get jealous of their jazz and fun.
Family Guy is stupid 'cause Peter weights a ton.
Spongebob wishes he had magic powers.
Mickey Mouse prays that he could grow flowers.
It's the best show ever, can't you tell?
And for all you haters, go jump in a well!
Who's Majo Heart? She thinks she's on top of it all. She very strict and stuff, she's walking tall.
Watch this show and you'll feel good. Who cares if it's girly? They're rollin' through your hood. There's no merchandise in stores right now, but for some weird reason, I want a new Sham-Wow. Take a break from watching Fairly OddParents for once. Just watch this show, don't be a dunce.
Chorus
Many interesting people take part in this show, just take a look at Lala, it tells you a lot. Poppu can be really annoying…but I'm still annoying-er! The gang is on the move, watch them groove. I like to play video games, but I ain't no noob. Join the movement, let's support this show. Now let's play Limbo, how low can you go?
Ending Chorus:
Ojamajo Doremi is better than the rest.
They fight monsters and evil, they're up to the test.
Other shows get jealous of their jazz and fun.
Family Guy is stupid 'cause Peter weights a ton.
Spongebob wishes he had magic powers.
Mickey Mouse prays that he could grow flowers.
It's the best show ever, can't you tell?
And for all you haters, go jump in a well!
Ojamajo Doremi is better than the rest.
They fight monsters and evil, they're up to the test.
Other shows get jealous of their jazz and fun.
Family Guy is stupid 'cause Peter weights a ton.
Spongebob wishes he had magic powers.
Mickey Mouse prays that he could grow flowers.
I guess that's all for now, what are you waiting for?
Go watch this show, get out and close the door!