A/N: Today's my FanFiction birthday XD Anywho, I really need to get my story count up because I only have eleven! Enjoy! This is my first Hey Arnold fic


Helga hated Lila with a burning passion. Because she was perfect. There wasn't a single flaw that Helga thought Lila had. Lila was pretty, smart, nice, and she didn't have a unibrow across her forehead. The dress she wore really complemented her slender figure. And worst of all, Arnold had a crush on Lila for crying out loud! And she didn't even appreciate all the things that Arnold did for her!

Lila was nice to everyone and everyone liked her. Helga couldn't stand it. She was jealous of her, in a way.

And herself? She was mean to everybody, her dress barely complimented her figure (or so she thought), she wasn't very pretty, her hair got on her last nerves, and there was one big unibrow stretched across her forehead. Helga didn't even know how or why Phoebe tolerated her. But then again, Phoebe was the only one who actually understood her.

Olga thought she understood her, but Helga always thought her attempts at comforting her were fake and superficial. Her dad referred to her as "the girl" and Merriam was a ditzy as a blond could get.

Arnold didn't like her very much and as much as she hated to admit, she couldn't blame him. She was rude, called him "football head", and picked on him whenever she could… but only because she would never, ever be seen getting all sappy about her feelings or whatever.

Helga was far from perfect… and she didn't like it one bit.


A/N: I really do like Helga. In fact, she is my favorite character! We're alike in a lot of ways!