Hey guys, this is my first one shot so tell me what you think. Oh and if anyone thinks I'm being racist to Australians with this story I'm not. I know people don't run around with emu's because I don't. It was part of a story I am writing for school which I should be doing now... So anyway enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Mortal instruments or Mr Men and Little Miss

"A trip to Australia? Oh Jace I love it," Clary remarked in excitement. I know what you're thinking, it's a lot for a one year anniversary but it doesn't cost a lot of money when your girlfriend can create a portal instead of a long flight.

"I'm glad you like it," I said. Ok, ok I admit it I did have some help from Isabelle choosing it but it was Clary's fault for telling Izzy her dream trip.

"Wait. This can't be right," She said looking up from the tickets and pointing at something. I looked at what she was pointing at. "This says the booking is for tomorrow."

"What's wrong with that?" I asked dumbfound.

"Well I still need to pack, and persuade mum and Luke to let me go. And then there's training and-" She was rambling now. I knew from many experiences over the past twelve months that there was only one way to shut her up when she was to kiss her.

So I pulled her closer to me and kissed her sweetly. I heard her gasp so I presumed she wasn't expecting it. But maybe she was just thinking about how hot I am. Well that doesn't matter anyway because within a second she was kissing me back with more power. I returned her gesture with one of my own, a smooth groan that I didn't know I was going to let out until it was already floating around I the air. I lay down on the rug we had set down in the park and licked her bottom lip for entry. She immediately gave me entry and we moved in sync for a few minutes before she pulled away, her face red. I gave her my confused look and she leant down and whispered in my ear, "There is a certain sparkly warlock and black-haired beauty watching us while their boyfriends throw up in the bin."

I looked up to see she was correct. Magnus and Isabelle where sitting on a bench nearby while Alec and Simon were puking in a bin a bit further away. "Oh well. And I've talked to Luke and he said he would convince Jocelyn to let you go and I think you can take a break off training for a couple of days. Anyway I have a sister to go talk to," I told her before kissing the top of her head. "Love you."

"Love you too," I heard her call as I walked to Isabelle, Magnus and the two puke heads that had decided to leave there designated bins.

"So what did she say?" They asked in unison. This was going to be a long ride home.

The next morning Clary was at the institute bright and early. If bright and early meant ten am. "Hey beautiful," I said into her ear as I whisked her up in my arms and kissed her cheek.

"You don't look so bad yourself," she responded. "Ready to go?"

"Oh I was born ready," I said in response. I picked her up bridal style and carried her outside where her bags were. I think I'm half deaf because Clary squealed the whole was there. When I finally put her down she slapped me on the arm. "What was that for?" I pouted.

"For picking me up," she said before taking out her stele and drawing the portal rune she created. I held out my hand and she took it. "Now think of the Royal hotel."

I thought of it and we walked through the portal.

When we got to the hotel we put our bags in our room and she dragged me out. She took me to the bar and of course got herself drunk.

I decided to take her back to the hotel but not before she said something unbelievable. "Mr Happy is walking with an emu." She said it so quietly I thought I misheard her.

"What?" I asked.

"I said that Mr Happy is walking with an emu," Her words were slurred but I still heard the weird sentence she had said.

"No there isn't honey," I told her but she stubbornly shook her head.

"Yes there is so shut up Mr Grumpy bum," She snapped. I stared at her gapping. "Mr Sparkles would have believed me and Little Miss Black." She paused for a second and then began ranting again. "Honestly Mr Grumpy bum you're starting to sound like Mr Closet and Mr Rat face."

I sniggered at her nicknames for Alec and Simon before grabbing her hand. "Whatever you say Little Miss Tipsy, time to go to bed," I said as I carried her into the hotel room into the hotel room, in the lobby she had stopped and I had to carry her to rest our room. I set her down on the bed, asleep, and began pulling off her boots.

I tucked her in and was about to leave when I felt a tiny hand on my arm. I turned around to see Clary. "Jace," She said with her eyes still closed. "Jace, will you stay with me?" she asked.

I hadn't planned on staying in the same room, being the reason I got a two bedroom, but she looked so innocent and I couldn't say no. I sat on the bed and took my own shoes off and my jacket before lying beside her. "I love you, Jace," she said quietly.

"I love you too, Clary."

So there it is, my first one shot. So did you love it? Hate it? Somewhere in between? Well review anyway because I love to hear what you think of it. Oh and do you remember when I said we had to write it for school? I only used one part. Can you guess what part? Tell me in a review.