Disclaimer: I don't own Darkwing Duck, The Negaverse, nor do I own the RTA and the NSW Australia driving test and nor do I own a drivers license. And no, NegaGosalyn is not insane she's just scared, and I'm not writing down the test question that they have, cos that would be cheating.

Summary: It's time for NegaGosalyn to try get her license, will she pass, and how oh how will she learn to drive in a world like the Negaverse?

A/n: Antics time! Basing this on the Australian NSW driving procedures... if NegaGosalyn can do it so can I! Hopefully... I'm 21 and without a license? Seems kinda sad huh? I'll get it one day I 'spose. Now I call it "Living Antics" because this is a story based on one normal little scenario that turns into... well, you'll see.

Living Antics.1:

Chapter 1:

NegaDriving Test.

NegaGosalyn walked nervously into the Roads and Traffic Authority building, the big letters on the building spelling it out for her encase she'd gone astray, RTA.

Now, saying that she had butterflies in her stomach was an understatement, it was more like she had fireworks, her hands were shaking and her heart was pounding in her chest like never before.

She closed her eyes and took a deep breath, after living with Negaduck for years sitting a test on road rules to see if she was ready for a license was nothing, she brought up a particularly horrible memory where Negaduck and NegaLaunchpad had gotten into an argument, gunshots echoed in her mind, and she opened her eyes, redetermined.

The nerves flew away quickly and she set her eyes on the ticket machine, she stepped up to it and selected the correct options, driving license examination. The machine spit out her ticket, 34? She walked over to the seats and took one.

NegaMegavolt had dropped her off down town, he had no idea that her intention had been to get her license rather than going to the cinema, he would've wanted to come along if she'd told him, though she loved her guardians, this time she had to go alone, words of encouragement only made her more nervous.

She looked up at the numbers and watched as the numbers changed in orders, an automated voice called out numbers as well, directing people to a specific counter.

She looked down at her number, 34... why was that number so familiar to her? And come to think of it, why had Negaduck even crossed her mind, she applied some quick maths and smiled, he was 34 now.

16 and a half now Gosalyn had the money to pay for her test and her license and she'd been up all night (without the Friendly Four's knowledge) in the Tower using the computers to access the online practice test, she'd memorised all of the answers, and she knew that it was cheating but she did know all of those rules backwards and forwards, though she didn't want to get herself confused so she didn't try and prove that one.

Her determination started waning and she brought up another situation with her former adoptive parent: Negaduck was yelling at her instead, he'd caught wind of her communicating with the Friendly Four, he was more angry than she had ever seen him, the little girl that she was then was cowering against the living room wall, and to her own stupidity she'd mumbled some words in her own defence, she couldn't remember what they were exactly but she could vaguely mentioning Tank and that it'd been a rescue from Launchpad that had started their communicating with the Friendly Four. Chainsaw whirling came to her ears and she looked up into Negaduck's eyes and run for her life.

Gosalyn opened her eyes again, her ears were blocked with chainsaw noise, growling and revving, her eyes looked up at the number and she stood, Face it better than you faced him. No more running. She walked soundlessly and void of emotions over to the counter. She handed the man her ticket and smiled, unknowingly a chilling almost evil smile, the chainsaw noise was fading in her ears, but she kept Negaduck in her fore-mind, 'I'm here to take my test to get my Learners license.'

Thankfully in the Negaverse everyone was used to out of place evil smiles, he nodded, 'ID?'

She passed him her birth certificate, and he gestured to one of the seats in front of the touch-screen computers. 'Take a seat.' He said. She turned and moved over to sit down, high-tech. She thought as she sat down, it'd been thought in his voice oddly enough and was a sarcastic sneer, she rose an eyebrow.

'I'll just start it for you.' the man said, clicking on the the computer behind hers. The image on the screen changed and Gosalyn leant forwards intently. 'Good luck.'

Gosalyn heard a scoff in her head from Negaduck and narrowed her eyes on the screen, shh... I have to concentrate! Now, just sit back and relax Dad, this won't take long. With that she pressed the start option and the first question loaded.


Gosalyn clicked the answer in and it took her to a stats page, she smiled widely and looked to the man who'd served her, he gave a nod and went to his computer, he wasn't smiling and Gosalyn cocked her head, and stood.

He looked to her. 'Congratulations.' He said, if you'll take a seat there we'll get your photo for your license.' He gestured to another seat and Gosalyn walked over to it, she brushed her hair from her face and smiled sweetly as he took the picture electronically through the computer. 'Right.' He turned around and disappeared for a moment.

Gosalyn stood and went to the counter waiting for him to return, she reached into her pocket and pulled out her wallet, Thank you, Dad. She smiled as she reached into her wallet and pulled out a few of the bills, her small share of his takings, she hadn't used much of it due to the unpleasant memories of when he had been her guardian, but today was really thanks to him and those unpleasant memories of him, so she had no qualms using it for this.

She hadn't told anyone about that money, no one liked talking about Negaduck in the Negaverse, he had the unpleasant habit of always sneaking up on you when you did, no one knew her safe keeping spot for the money, and she liked it that way, there was only so long she could keep it a secret though, the moment she told her guardians she now had her license she would have to explain where she got the money for it.

The man came back and handed her the card and her birth certificate back.

Gosalyn smiled looking at her photo.

'That's-' She pulled out the money and handed it to him before he could tell her the amount.

'I've been wanting this since my 16th birthday.' She said with a shrug.

He nodded in understanding and put it through the computer, he handed her a receipt and she smiled at him.

'Thank you.'

'Not at all.' He said.

Gosalyn turned on the spot and walked out of the building, putting the card into her wallet in the photo spot, she put her receipt into her pocket along with her birth certificate and stopped on the street.

She looked both ways down the side-walk and reached into the pockets in the wallet, she pulled out a small photo and cocked her head looking at her photo of Negaduck, she looked at him a few moments and sighed. 'I did it, Dad.' She put the photo away and looked around.

She walked down the street, it was time to head home.

Her lie to Megavolt had to be admitted, they had all been so nice to her, she couldn't let this go.

A car pulled up beside her and she glanced around.

'Gosalyn! What are you doing here? I thought you were going to see a movie!'

She sighed and hung her head. 'I lied.' She admitted quietly.

Megavolt stared at her for a long moment and got out of the car. 'You...'

'Lied.' She said closing her eyes. 'I wanted to come downtown so I could sit my drivers license test.'

He blinked a few times. 'Why didn't you just tell me?'

'I... I don't do well with encouragement.' She admitted. 'I don't know why, but I knew that if I did tell you you'd wish me luck and stuff.'

He smiled. 'I'm proud of you.'

'You don't know if I passed or not.'

'True, but I'm still proud that you are one of the few people in the Negaverse to actually sit the test and want to drive legally.' He hugged her. 'Most people would rather just drive without a license.'

'Oh.' She smiled. 'It never even crossed my mind to do that.'

'That just shows how much of a good and honest person you are.'

She hugged him and took a step back, straightening importantly she said. 'I passed.'

'Well done!'

'I didn't get a single question wrong either.' She said smugly.

'That's great Gos!' Megavolt looked to the car. 'So er...'

Gosalyn's smile faded from her face. 'I... I think I'll wait a little bit before I try and actually drive.'

He nodded. 'Fair enough.' He said. 'So how many hours do you have to-'

'I need 120 hours and a have to have my Learners for a minimum of 1 year.' She recited.

He blinked slightly confused that she was such an authority.

'I...' She shrugged. 'I've been wanting this since I turned 16.'

'Oh Gos.' He hugged her. 'Come on, let's go and tell the others!'

She smiled happily.


A/n: Awww, too sweet... but this is in the Negaverse, so we must continue on to a not so happy ending... you can stop reading at any time you like, do let me know where it get's to you.