Disclaimer: all the characters belong to the D&D Universe, Wizards of the Coast, TSR, Bioware and Black Isle. I own none of them, sadly.
Baldur's Gate 2 characters' first thought when they wake up in Irenicus' dungeon.
Imoen: PINK HAIR? REALLY?
Jaheira: I'm BLOND? And I've lost my lousy accent? Hey, maybe this isn't so bad after all…
Minsc: That's what I called being rats-assed!
Khalid: I got this strange feeling I'm not going to get out of here…
Dynaheir: Arrrgh…
Yoshimo: They'd better show up soon 'cause my ass's really starting to get cold and dancing on the head of a pin's not gonna help me!
Irenicus: Goblins, check. Duergars, check. Otyugh, check. Other meaningless and weak creatures for the party to get experience from, check. Weapons and armours in the room next door, check. Portal key anywhere except on me, check. Weird creepy mask on my face, check. Now let's go and torture people!
The dryads: Boohoo, trees, boohoo, bad man, boohoo, when is that twit coming to get our nuts…
Thief n°1 who gets blasted in the beginning: Thief-n°1 is in da place!
The golem: Beuuuuaaarrrrr…
Illyich: Let's put on an armour too big for me so that anyone looting my body can wear it no matter their race!
Rielev: 678 days in a bocal! Hah, beat that!
Cambion: woohoo, I'm invincible!
Clone: Dammit, not again!
Frennedan: do I prefer old men or young boys?
And finally :
The PC : … WTF?
Author's Note:
For those who don't understand Minsc's joke, well, remember Imoen once asked him where he had hidden Boo.
And if you don't understand the Cambion's, that's because it was a reference to the HUGE comic 'Order of the Stick' (made available freely on the Internet by their genius authors). Google it, and fall in love with it!
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