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In a lab all the way in the center of Eatern China: California, a little yellow creature with very tiny pp named chonglongingong aaaaayaaaaaaningongmong was stupid and gAy and was listening to some cardi B.
"Boy I sure wish Cardi B was real" -said the nigga.
That's when it struck him: if iCarly B does t exist, he can just CREATE her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He took out his world famokbs syringe and began injecting himself with pure gasoline. This fuel gave him the energy to work for another 129 miles, but with a catch: his dick had to be in the shape, size, and weight of a German Panzer tank. Katchow.
He worked for days on end, combining every singe object in his house into this cyborg in order to make it "perfect" (he even gave her his entire bank account).
Alas, onn December 1st, 2019, card B was finally invented!
Scared of the sheer power of the being he created, the stupid chink took cardi B and slapped her on the wrist, killing her instantly. He began cloning her dead body and stuffing each corpse into a 50 Calilber pistol he invented, making some of the most powerful ammo in the planet. It was so powerful that it could possibly even epikly PWN TheLegend27!!!!!!!
Scene 3: gadard from Jimmy Neutron dies offscreen but nobody reacted to it. I fact, most people only cried for 11 Seconds and then went on with their lovely days.
The next afternoon, Chinese man with pistol stuffed with Cardi B ran into the nearest elementary school and began shooting every single little 5th grade THOT (don't worry, he also shot everyone else too, for he wasn't a racist and NEVER descriminated). They all ran around like a fuckin COD zombies horde, making "ooOooooOOOOOAAHUUUHAAUUHHHUU" and "jajajajajajaja!" Sounds. When it seemed like all was lost for the children, their lord and savior Phil Swift came to save their lives from THE YELLOW MENACE!!!!!!!!!
HE picked them all up as if they were gonna pick them up and carry them to safety, then he rolled them all up into a little ball and, with just one piece of flex tape, was able to tape the whole 967-pound mass of people onto the wall for yellow oofington to devour.
This beautiful sight made him so hornby that he began excreting live moths out of his puss puss at 700MPH. The moths all lived a happy, prosperous life and deathified at the age of 16. The end.