Perry the Platypus
A/N: Check this out if you love Phineas and Ferb, and the AVENGERS!I don't own Phineas and Ferb, nor the Avengers
Natasha woke up to the sound of a strange, almost buzzing sound coming from the TV. She sighed. She knew Tony loved to turn up the volume when watching T.V
She got out of bed, put a robe on and walked out to Stark Tower's HQ room, where the sound came from. When she did get there, she had to stifle a laugh.
Tony, Steve, and Bruce were watching Phineas and Ferb. Laughing. As if they were kids again. Natasha watched as they chatted animatedly on whom would be who, if the Avengers were Phineas and Ferb:
"I think I'd be Phineas-"
"With your attitude, I think Buford!"
"No way! You, Brucie should be Ferb"
"Once I think about-"
"Shut it Steve"
"So anyways, Bruce, would you like to see if we can-"
"Recreate the lost-"
"Shut up, Steve, I was talking to Bruce"
"Why so quiet Bruce?"
This is where Natasha decided to intervene. She cleared her throat, and said in her cutest, happiest voice, like Isabella on the show.
"What'cha doing?"
Tony whipped his head around and looked around the room for the source of the sound. He saw Natasha, but kept looking. Bruce widened his eye, at how stupid Tony was. Steve just blushed, for some reason, unknown.
"It's me Tony, you idiot"
He looked at Natasha, as if seeing her in a new light. He widened his eyes and laughed.
"Oh boy Nat, you scared me! I didn't know you were capable of being that cute." He winked in response. She rolled her eyes as another voice joined the conversation.
"Nobody calls her "Nat" or "cute" but me." Natasha whipped her head around to see a pair of bright, blue crystal eyes. Clint. She smiled and kissed him on the cheek. He laughed and decided to put his arm around her. He looked at the other Avengers in the room. Tony and Bruce were unfazed by their PDA, whereas Steve had already turned away.
"Morning' Perry! Was wondering where you were!" Tony smiled and said. Clint frowned in confusion. He looked at Natasha for explanation, but she just shrugged and giggled. He saw the T.V playing Phineas and Ferb.
"Me and the guys, here" Tony gestured around to Steve and Bruce "Were discussing who would be who on this interesting show right here. We decided, me, as the handsome Phineas; Bruce as the quiet Ferb and you, my dear friend, as Perry the Platypus"
Clint looked at him in confusion, his mouth opening with no words coming out. It seemed he couldn't get his words out. When he finally did:
"I will not be, nor will I ever be. A. Platypus"
Tony smirked.
"It kind of fits Clint, Hawkeye, Platypus..." Bruce said, in fact, what he said for awhile. He waved his arms for exaggeration.
"No. Platypus can't fly. And they are the only mammals that lay eggs. Hawks are very, VERY different from Platypus. And I will never, ever, be a platypus.
He walked out of the room in a huffing response.
"We'll see about that" Tony said. Natasha sighed. She knew Tony wouldn't rest until he makes Clint, a platypus
Steve was walking around STARK tower, bored out of his mind. He was walking through the kitchen, when something caught his eye. He picked up the paper, signed with a Stark signature, and at the top of the paper it said:
HOW TO MAKE HAWKEYE TURN INTO PERRY THE PLATYPUS
1. Inject him with platypus genes
2. Strap him down and make him watch 8 hour marathon of Phineas and Ferb
3. Force him into a "Perry the platypus" costume
4. Pretend to be Dr. Doofenshmirtz and see if he turns into "Agent P"
5. Get Fury to put on a mustache and monobrow, and make him pretend to be "Major Monogram"
The list stretched on, for at least a ten other ways. Steve sighed and left, knowing this couldn't end well