AJ: alright! I made too many dark stories, so I decided to lighten the mood! Today, we're going to explore what the Naruto characters will never say and do! Enjoy!
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Naruto
-What the fuck is Hokage?
-I hate ramen…
-You know… I want to become a rapper. I hate being a ninja.
-Hey Hinata! I love you!
-I hate you Sakura.
-I love killing people! Woohoo!!!
-I'm gay.
-I am not a winy jackass!
-I hate all of you. Leave me alone before I kill you!
-I'm ugly.
- (talking to Shikamaru) I agree with that statement. Not many people understand the economics of cold fusion, which we will use to change the universe!!!
-Hokage is for chumps.
-I feel healthy today.
-I… am… Batman!!!
-I'm not a chic magnet.
-Why am I hated? Why- (gets glomped by Sakura and were both kissing each other)
Sasuke
-I am not an emo!
-Yay! Fan girls!
-I love you Itachi!
- (singing) I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…
-I love each and every one of you!
-What the hell is the sharingun?
-I hate red eyes… I'll get green contacts!
-I love you Sakura.
-Screw revenge, I'm getting hammered!
-I'm not gay…
-Yes, I am handsome!
-I would kill the sexiest person in the world, but Naruto never did anything bad to me.
-I need you to revive my clan. So will you do it Naruto?
-The hell with Itachi. He was always so jealous of me.
-Stop calling me emo! (cuts himself) I walk this lonely road… the only road that I have ever known… (cuts himself) don't know where it goes… but I'm the only one and I walk alone… (cuts himself and passes out)
Sakura
-I love you Naruto!
-Will you go out with me Naruto?
-My hair is actually black.
-I am not a fan girl!
-I hate you Sasuke.
-I love Kakashi!
-Porno is good for you!
-An annoying sadistic fan girl is so yesterday
-Naruto is so hot!
-I want some ramen
-I'm pregnant.
-I actually am a lesbian. Kidding!
-I'm not horny! What are you talking about!
-It's ok Kakashi. Everyone is late once in a while.
-I'm not a bitch!
Hinata
-Sasuke is way hotter than Naruto.
-I'm quitting that shy thing. It's so not for me!
-Naruto… do you want to have sex with me?
-I'm not a Hyuuga. I'm Naruto's sister.
-I'm actually poor.
-I feel so giddy today!
-This is not my actual hair color
-… (is laying on her bed listening to emo music)
-Neji is so hot!
-who's a cute bitch? I am!
-I want to kill myself…
Jaraiya
-Ewwwww!!! Porno!!!
-Yes, I am a well respected gentleman aren't I?
-Remember kids, read my porno books!
-What! You insult me by saying that I was the disgusting imbecile that made those profound pornographic novels! I say to you kind sir, good day! (puts on monocle, got a cane and walks away with his poster straight and nose in the air)
-That's it…no more girls for me…
-I'm abstinent!
-I love Tsunade!
-Will you marry me?
-I'm ready for a commitment.
Tsunade
-For now on, I'm sober!
-I hate alcohol!
-No more sake for me…
-I am not a kid pedophile!
-I love you Jaraiya!
-I'm self conscious about the size of my boobs. They're too big.
-I am not a total whore!
-Fuck me
-Ewww!!! Slugs!!!
-Naruto, care to "step into" my "office?" (winkwink)
-I never wanted to be a medic nin. I wanted to be a fairy princess!
-I wear a bra.
-Like I'll ever wanted to be a bitch! It's not my fault!
-I'm taking off my genjutsu to show my real age!
-Die.
Kakashi
-Where were you guys? I was here for 3 hours already!
-I'm early for training!
-I'm going to completely ignore Sasuke and focus all my attention to Naruto.
-I hate pornography!
-I need a new job. Porno studio, here I come!
- (burns come, come paradise) there! No more porno for me!
-My peripheral vision is fine! I'm- (runs into a tree)
-The hell with porno, I'm going to focus my attention to this banana nut pie!
-I'm happy and exited!
-I hate you Sasuke.
-Sorry I'm late, I just had sex- ummm… er… I mean… aids are bad... Bye!
-I'm not a pervert!
- (in Darth Vader voice) Sasuke khuuuun… I, am you're father! Khuuuun…
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AJ that was part one! Wait for part two next time!
OVER AND OUT!!!