CHAPTER 1: KAWAIICRYSTALANDIA, SAKURAS AWAKING DESTINAY

AN: Omg u guiz I am sooooo excited! This is my very first fic so plz be nice to me in ur reviews! I just love Kingdom Hearts and got this idea for a story and hopefully I will b writing a lot and updating a lot! And do u know what will make me right faster? If you R&R (that means read and review!)! SO u should review and I will wanna write more lol well here we go.

Disclaimer: Idk if I have to do thise but I see everyone else do it so ok. I do not own Kingdom Heeats! If only!

Once up on a tiem their wuz a magikal boy named Sora. Sora liveded on a cute lil iland called Destiny Ilands w/ all his friends and family and was happy and had fun and played on teh beach evry day and it was all supar specul awesome. Until 1 day Sora's poopoo head friend riku became all evil and all of teh sudden scary Heartless came and destoyed evry thing on teh iland but Sora and Sora flew all the way to teh magikal land of Traverse Town, but lol, this story isn't about that.

This is teh story of the magikal royal Duchesse Princess Kawaii Crystal Rose Sakura Anastasia Neko Lily Jasminetigerbaby III. KAWAII CRYSTAL ROSE SAKURA ANASTASIA NEKO LILY JASMINETIGERBABY III! Lol, but evry one just calls her Sakura.

Sakura lived in teh world of Kawaiicrystalandia and of it she was teh princess. It was a beeautiful land w/ grand magikal buildings and palaces that shineded all the time because of the magikal crystals from the land and the sky was sooooooo pretty w/ all of the googles of stars in its sky, because lol a google is a number that's like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to infinity lol, or something like that. And everyone in all of teh towns and villages was always sooooo happy living their and they all luved the princess so much because she was so beautiful and kind and amazing and the next Disney movie that came out was gonna be about her that's how great she was.

Sakura and her parents liveded in the grandest palace to evr be built any where like the Taj Mahal and castle in England and all other castles combined BUT BETTER. It had more than infinatay amazing rooms that were all for different things and Sakura's room was the bestest of all. She had liek a Jacuzzi and a baby unicornz and a fashon shopping mall all in her room, omg it was so awesome I would kill a baby to get that kind of room lolz. And even though her parents were still a live they had both decideded to let Sakura be the ruler princess of Kawaiicrystalandia and they were all "Lol, Sakura how did u get to be so awesome."

So Sakura lived and ruled over her king dom and wore amazing beautiful fancy dresses so fancy that you will nevar see any like them in ur life and men from all across teh universe cam to see her and ask to marry her cause she was so pretteh and rich and so queen and omg. But Sakura always was liek no because she had liek gurlpowa and didn't need no man but lol at that will change one day when she meets her ture love lol but anywayz I wasn't supposed to say that yet! Anyway she was always liek no because she was ttly fine on her own and her ppl and kingdom were her first love and lolz, come on, those guys were ttly not hot/rich enough, I mean come on, who are we kidding? But omg she was the bestest ruler ever known ever and every one luved her but omg did I already say this, lol idk but she had a perfect life and was the kindest gurl ever. But she had a DESTINAY that would soon come true.

One magikal day Sakura decided that she would host a magikal ball. Lol no it's not exactly liek the ball in Cinderella, lol ok mabe a little, but it wasn't because she was just having it to partay cause that's what I would do if I was a princess I mean yeah. So she and her many slaves put up all of teh decorations that were glowing and pink and sparkling and fuzzy and pink and teh hole castle looked even hotter than usually and omg that is prettah hot if you know what I'm sayin. So Sakura rode all around the kingdom in her sweet carriage that was liek decked out with spinners and a sweet sterio and hydraulics lol PIMP MY RIDE it was great. But so yeah she went around all of teh kingom handing out invitations to all of the fab ppl but not liek poor people cause let's get serious, they would nevar noe how to be posh at a fancy ball, I mean really, but they weren't mad cause they knew they could red about it in the paper the next day and they were just happy when Sakura was happy cause she knew what was best for them liek keeping they stanky asses out of a party, you know it! But so every one worth being alive was invited and it was gonna be teh bombest partay evar and omg it was that night so Sakura and every one had to get ready!

So Sakura when to teh fashon mall inside of her bed room to get a fab new outfit OMG. So she went and was lookin threw all of the stores and it was all hot but she had to find teh hottest dress evar cause you know it's on 2night we gonna shake it and partay till it's teh brak of dawn, lol that's my fav song, lol I made it up just now for this fic so it'll be in ther when this is a movie on teh movie soundtrack. So Sakura went in to Limited Too and suddenly saw teh hottest dress EVAR.

Omg, liek I nevar said what Sakura looks liek, ok get ready 2 be hit w/ an ExPlOsIoN of hOtNeSs! Ok so Sakura looks kinda liek Hannah Montana mixed with Brittney Spears when she was hot mixed with Jessica Alba mixed with Paris Hilton mixed with Ashley Tisdale mixed with Tila Tequila mixed w/ Hannah Montana mixed with me, so she was leik all of those girls BUT EVEN HOTTER. She had pink hair that had blonde highlights in teh sun and, it was liek down to her middle of her back and it was a little bit wavy but mostly straight but she could style it liek anyway shed wanted it was great hair liek my mom always says is great hair it was great hair. And her face was heart shaped, and lol idk what that even means but girls always have faces liek that in books and my firend said that would be a good one, omg hear shaped faces! And she looked mostly human but w/ pink neko ears on top of her head that were real and she could hear out of them cause they wer real and they were really cute liek a lil neko. And she had a neko tail that was pink too and she usually tied a lil bell around it and it was neko cute lie k a neko. And she was really skinny like a size zero, is that the smallest size, she was so thin she could have been a modle if she had evar wanted to but her first luv was her ppl, and it was liek she could eat whatever she wanted and nevar gain any weight but I mean its not liek she ate mcdonalds cause come on guys, that shit is nasty. And OMG her eyes wher the most beeutiful eyes evar omg they were teh kind of eyes that can change color w/ her mood like when she was happy they were green and when she was brave they were purpel and when she was really cute they were pink and when she was mad omg you don't want her to get mad they were blue and they changed with other moods it was so great, omg I'm so mad both of my perents have brown eyes cause if they didn't I could have had eyes liek Sakura omg I'm so mad what fugly loosers. But so yeah and she had size D boobs but was still really skinning I guess she was just lucky liek that. And was had a heart shaped birth mark on her back and it was cute and heart shaped and OMG her best feature evar was when she wanted to she could grow angel wings or fairy wings and omg they could fly her and she looked liek a goddess and omg they were amazing she was so magikal and it was all because she was Sakura.

So her dress was hot pink and really short and tight and had glittering sparkles and was fashonably cut in diamonds along teh side and had was strapless and no back and omg it was hot I'm wearing a dress just liek it to prom omg it was so great. And it came with matching cute shoes that was pink Stilettos that was seven inches high and a cute purse that was Looey Vitan not no cheap shit liek at Wallmart and omg it was teh best dress evar it was liek it was made for her and Sakura looked amazing in and and she said to Limited Too,

"Yes."

And she paid for it w/ her unlimted money and off she went. She went home and omg it was almost tiem for teh party! So she locked her parents in their bedrooms cause omg they were crusty and old parents, lol you know what I'm sayin. And as they crystal stars and moon cam up in teh skye and shineded down on the magnificent castle all was in wonder of what would go down that night.

Thousands of important ppl came from all ovar teh kindom to see Sakura and come to her parteh in their best outfits and no loosers came cause the bouncers bounced them hard if they tired anything. And the grand ballroom was filled of ppl and tasty foods w/ no carbs and a hot DJ playin all teh hot songs like Hannah Montana and top 40 hits and evry one was commin in and startin to groove and Sakura greeted every one and was sooooo happy. Evry one knew it would be one of teh hottest partehs evar and were so excited and brought presents for Sakura cause yeah she is just that aweseome and she was all omg thank you and knew that they were gonna be liek real gold and diamond jewelries and clothes and cute shoes and omg.

So before the party could really get goin in full swing Sakura thought that she woulded make liek a speech or somthing to thank all of her loyal frends and subjest for luving her liek they did. So she went out on teh huge balcony and said, "Oh frends gather around me." And her magikal voice carried throught the hole party and evry one heard and stopped talking and cam over and were listenin w/ big eyes to her what she would say and they knowed it would be soo full of awesome that they might not be abel to handle it but omg they still had to her it anywayz. And Sakura's eyes filled w/ happy tears liek they kind when you buy cute shoes and she knew that she would always be loved her and these would be her true home 4evar.

When suddenly all of teh bright cheerful sky went pich black and it was dark black and evry one started screaming cause they were so scared cause it was so black. No one knew what was a happening and it was a surprised cause no one knew what was a happening. And Sakura turned around and said,

"WHAT."

And then all of teh sudden teh moon turned heart shaped and was glowing and evry one could see that down on teh ground there was cretures and OMG THEY WER COMMING. TEH CRETURES!1!1!eleven!

Evry 1 started screaming liek babyz w/ no bottle to bottle on and they all started runnin and screamin and no1 noed whut to do becuz of teh scary cretures cause they was comming and climbing up teh balcony and flooding threw the windows and oh no! Sakura stood in teh mist of all teh chaos and was liek what is going on these is my party, and see watched as all of her loyal subjects and BFFs were attacked by teh cretures w/ they sharp claws and googly twitchy feelers on they heads and omg in the cornerz one gurl was nocked down by 1 of teh lil cretures and it clawed at her boobs and she scremed wry and unappeared into a cloud of black smoke that was so black and her heart floated up into teh sky lei k a wishing star carrying teh dreamz of teh ppl expect all teh ppl was on teh floor dying and Sakura didn't knoe what to do!

And teh cretures mad a noise liek

UNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!

Ovar and ovar again a they jumped on teh screaming pply as they runded and tyed to get away but it was no use omg it was no use caue the cretures was so fast and scary and as Sakura looked out of the window she saw even more and bigger of them covering teh whole city and stealin everyonez hearts but not in a good way liek in music and teh moviez but in the bad way where you die AND WHEN U DIE IT'S 4EVAR.

So Sakura known she had to go try and find her parentz and save them bcuz they were old and she hoped they were still in they room becuz omg, if they died who would be left to buy her moar cute shoes!? So she set off at an Olympic black man sprint and was so fast even in her cute heels and dress that evene teh cretures couldn't keep up liek woah I wish I could be that fast so that I could run away from my parents lol, yeah, lol. She raced down teh halls and up of teh stairs liek the racingest race car evar and was thinking omg what am I gonna do, every1 is dying and wut if they things come for me omgomgomg. And all of teh sudden a hueg giant creture appared in front of her and bocked the way to her parents room and was laffing evilly with and evil voices and Sakura stopped in her tracks and gasped,

"Gasp!"

And teh monster creture looked at her and and smiled and said,

"SAKURA, I HAVE FINALLY FOUNDED YOU MWAHAHAHAH MY MASTOR WILL B SO PLEASED. I AM EVIL."

And Sakura gasped again because it was dramatic and started to back away from teh horrible creture but there was no were to go and she was trapped trapped leik a mouse that was trapped.

"What do you want w/ me and my ppl!? WHAT!?" Sakura screamed loud.

And The Creture said,

"MY MASTOR DEMANDS US TO STEAL TEH HEARTZ OF U PATHETIC BEINGZ FOR OUR RESEARCH AND POWA AND WE R TEH HEARTLESS W/ NO HEARTZ SO WE GET THEM FROM U PPL. MWAHAHAHAH! I AM EVIL."

"OMG, you steal our heartz?! But wry, wry do you exisist?!

" MWAHAHAH, SHUT UP! I MUST BE TAKING YOU BACK TO MY MASTORY, PRINCESS MWAHAHAHA. YOU ARE THE ONE AND YOU ARE IMPOPTNAT TO OUR PALN. COME W/ ME!"

And all of the sudden the giant Heartless creture leapted forward and put its nasty clawed hand out to claw Sakura and it was nasty and like when ur math teacher reaches for u and ur all like NOOOOOOOOOO STOP and yeah it was that bad and all of teh sudden it was liek the world stopped just for her in that moment like the world had stopped and the monster seemed to frooze in tiem and all of the world was frozen and stopped and Sakura said, OMG, what now?! And all of teh sudden there was a glowing starburst of light, cause lol thats liek my fav candy EVAR, esp teh pink ones lol and as Sakura ate the starburst the light glowed brightly liek teh radience of tru luv and was light and a bright shadow type image of someone floated in teh air in front of Sakura and omg. It had teh bluest of bluest eyes and yummy cho collate brwn hair omg.

"Sakura!" the picture said in a voice that was liek teh voice of an angel, lol what does that sound like I've nevar heard it but lol I think that's a good thing so yeah, in a voice liek a hot angel it said "Sakura!"

And Sakura said "Sakura!"

And teh floated head said "Sakura, u must not let teh evil Heartless get u, u must fight agnst them and win and beat them!"

And Sakura said "Sakura!"

And teh angel said "Just believe in urself, cause U HAVE TEH POWA, U R TEH CHOSEN ONE and I noe u can do it!"

Suddenly another straburst came and was spreading all over and Sakura felt warm like when warm water is all over you that's how warm it was omg it was so brights and she said AHHHHHHH and then she looked down and IN HER HAND WAS A MAGIKAL SHINING GIANT SPARKLING KEY OMGOMGOMG! AKJFKL:DJFKLJFKDKL:JFSKL:FJD. IT WAS AMAZING!

And teh person said, "Take this Sakura and use it to SAV THE UNIVERSE and protect they heartz 4 teh heartz is teh most powerful and supar spechul awesome thing EVAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!"

And w/ that teh person exploded and it's fairy dust went flying evrywere and was shining liek teh glitter I used to make my mom's birthdai card but better and it poured over Sakura and touched her pretteh skin and in her heat she feeled a feeling liek nevar before and said what is this but it was a magikal and spechul and she knew that it was test most best feeeling to evar be flet by someone who can do feelings and she knew that she would one day find that person again because of this feeling but omg lol I amost forgot about the monster, but yeah it was a good feeling.

And Sakura looked down at teh magikal key and it was decorated with heartz and faeries and heartz and a picture of Sakura and it was pink and magenta and curvy twirling roller coaster twisting and amazing an in the shape of an angel wing with a handle that looked like the curves of her castle but on a handle and had a shining keychain hanging off of it shaped liek a golden silver heart that was inside of Sakura beating at that very moment and it was they most amazing Key Blade evar because suddenly in her heart she knew it was called a Key Blade because of that feeling from before lol you know that feeling and it told her in her heart and yeah. She knew she could SAVE THE UNIVERSE.

And so Sakura put on here srizz time fac so dats when u know its on gurl! Her eyes blazzed green or pink or whatev color they changeded 2 when she was srizz and omg it was rly dramatics and omg teh real plote is abut to start get readyz! So in a bust of lite Sakura a suranded by an aura of luv and fighting and it gav her dubbl TEH POWA. She crotcheded down and tenesed her legs and sprung like a sprang wth powa and fleeeeeeeeew at teh monstar liek AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Their was a crashboom as she hiteded the monstar so powafully w/ her Key Bladee and a lite explosionz happened from teh powa of it and even sakura was a lil amazed at here stro ng she was and how awesum her key blade was now. So u kno if she was a mazed then teh corse the monstar was even more lot! He scramed liek ARRRRGHHHUUUUNNNNNFFFF NO HOW CAN U BES SO STRONGE?! THIS WASD NOT IN MY MASTORYS PLANE!?

And Sakura sayed "WELL PLANE THIS BITCH!"

And she caged toward s teh evil monstory for a fin al time and heled up her Key Blade w/ all her gland strentgth she could search find inside of her own body inside and flews forwards w/ teh help of luv and implaned her Key Blade rite into teh cretures fat head of darkness evil and bringed it down all the down threw its cest and body and legs and riped the monstary into so many googles of piezes that flew into teh air skye and as they did disssolved aways into where ever thigns that disssolved go 2 and WEE HOPE YOU STAYE THERE BITCH!

OMG Sakura is sooooooooo cool!

And as she and landeded bak on teh floors on the otter side of te h hallsway she was in a crotching positions for a dramtic minutee as she haved a deeply sigh of relif and happinesz and accomp lishment. Then she standed back straight up and smiled a smell of a winnar and a Victor w/ 1 arms on here hip looking nanchalant and tossing her hari like it was nothing she still lookeded just as hott as when teh partay began dayum i bet we all wish we could lok that goode at our best time! BUTT QUICK! Sakura does not have tiem to just standaround loking hott at thisvery moment bcuz as we spake ppl r dying and getting there heartz stealed from them and dying of heartz stealed from them! GO SAKURA!

So she go real fast and busted into a running fast run onceagain towarsd teh grandeball room where teh partay was being held b4 bad crap starting happening. Along the way sakura ran into more of those slimly nasty cretrues from b4 and wut do u know they were still bing the nerve to b creepy BUUT now Sakura did not affraid of them bcuz she was so sur she had da powa and she believede in the angle who had told to her and she knew that she must trust her heartz and Key Blade to mak it out of this allive! So she did n't even stoped running the hole time just kept running the hole time w/ her big ol Key Blade out do ur chain hang low and used it to keel them cretures hard and send them back to the Pits of Heel where they was prolly born with Satin Luv and yeah! She was killin so many of them and she thinked "YES! I must have killied about a mil of them alldready! THEY r NOT gonna GET Kawaiicrystalandia over my moma and dads dead body!' Liddle did she kno they was deaad!

As shecame into the grandball room shere saw many of dead bodiz on teh whole floor being very dead and amoung them was her parents! Now come on if it wasz u or me we would be liek heel yes my rents r dead no more church/morale lessons and boring timez for me! but no u see sakura is not liked u or me and instead she was actually said that those old ppl were dead that's how awesome she is! CAN U BELIEVE IT. She rand OVER to them and thouched her mommys face and said oh mommy the times we had and made sure to take all of her good jewlers off bcuz even she was not wasteful waste not want not and cut off a piece of her momma hair and put it in her thong to remined her of her momma 4evar until she changed her thong and then she wnet over to her hairy old pedo daddy all daddys r pedos don't tell me otherwise and she said sigh and then stuck her tonge in her dads mouth to remind her of all teh good timez oh GOD NIGHT SWEAT PRINCE MAY A FLITE OF ANGLES SING THE TO THE REST

Andwith that her rents dissolveded into dust or whatever happens to dead old ppl and it was just the Circle of Life nothing to cry 4 bcuz sakura knowed there dust would be eated by the antelope or something like that.

So she loked around and so many ppl were still dying from the cretures and CARNAGE and death and omg she was awesome and had a key Blade but how cod she sav every1 on here own well who care buz she gotta try neway! So he jumped into teh warmine and fought and slashed and unghhhhh try ur hardest and nevar surrendar! But evan as she so bravly fought a vertex opened up up in teh skye and she saw it from a balcony and screamed wut is that!? It starteded to suck everything into its nothingness liek a history teach TEH HUMANITY! Sakura could would not help it that a few tears leaked out of her orb eyes at tehe sat of teh land she had always loved like a baby and knowed her whole lif b sucked up into nothingness OOOOHHHHH. And w/ horrrorrr she seed that now even her beeautiful palace was being sucked and soon she might b 2! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Shegrabed on to all the dead bodiez he could to hold her down to teh ground bcuz tottly her subject slaves last wish would have been to save her. Well fat lot of good that did bcuz she waas still being sucked u loser slaves! WUT R U GOOD 4?

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHH! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

A horroribble thing happened as Sakura, lite of teh world was sucked into the unknown vertext to maybe no where she screamed and screamed and was so scared to die her life was not over she still had so many impertante things to do so many shoes to were so many boys to makout w/ wry is this the end?! SHE WAS SUCKED UP AND IN AND THEN!

The essence of darkness.