hey all this is just a collection of random thoughts on princess and the frog likethoughts like what would be funny after the movie so anyways we will add more k?

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NAVEENS DANCE

tiana/naveen/and friends are at a barbaque so anyways naveen heres the radio and turns it up *oooooo thes is my jam!*he says and starts singing my milkshake stirrs all da boys in the yard and there like its better than ur damn right its better than urs i can teach u but i have to charge when the song changes and he burst out singing when i grow up up wanna be rich i wanna see stars i wanna have boobies and starts spanking lawrence uh sire that is inappropriate lawrence said naveen said DO U KNOW WHO I AM and he spanked lawrence harder I AM TH PRINE/OF MAL/DONI/IA

tia-hey lottie can i borrow ur phone?
lottie-of course tia u can have it i have hundreds at home

tia-*throws phone at naveen*
naveen-lOW U FUCKING BITCH*Pulls her and kisses her roughly then starts dancing again*

tia-textes him wtf are u doing dumbass

Navven- looks at his phone and says its not important and keeps dancing

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WHERES TIANA?
tiana is missing somewhere and naveen goes looking 4 her gets out of bed and sees tiana isnt there "TIANA?"
(no answer)
go downs to the kitchen "tiana are u here?"
he looks under cabinets and under a bowl "tiana?"
he goes over and looks in a pot

Tiana-what are u doing?
Naveen-still looking in the pot aha i knew u were in here im looking 4 u of course

Tiana-im right here idiot

Naveen-oooh well i woke up and u werent there so i came looking 4 u

Tiana-SO U LOOK IN A POT?
Naveen- aheehee

Tiana-boy get yo head out my pot

Naveen-(looks ate her 4 1st time) puts his fingernails in mouth touches his knees together and screams like a little gurl-
Tiana-oh come on i dont look that bad do i?
Naveen-SPIDER (grabs broom and starts wacking tiana's head with it)
Tiana-boy if u hit me wit that that broom one more time u dont wanna know what ill do to u

Naveen-(trying to decide who he is more afraid of) but there iz a spider on ur head

Tiana-THATS A CLIP U IDIOT(wacks him on the head with the pot)
Naveen-Achi...Achidun....achidunza(falls to the floor)mutters hi barney and starts sucking his thumb

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HEY YOU!

(A/N hehe me and my friends thought this up at lunch and all the characters are my friends accept naveen)

Lottie you should totally send a shoutout to naveen on the big tiana

so lottie went up to the people paid them a dollar and said could you put this shout out up there to naveen make it say YOU DUMBASS GET YO AZZ IN THE KITCHEN AND HELP YO WIFE u rock love ya she said and went back to her table

5 minutes later the shout out appeared on the slide show and all of a sudden naveen popped on stage HEY DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND three gurlz that go by the name of TIANA LOTTIE AND KASEY?

we all ducked our heads down and Put our hoods over our heads hey u thjree down there didnt i hire u 20$each to give me a lap dance

for u see tiana (the real one) was too prego to give him any "goodies" we shook our heads signalling that it wasnt us oh well he said since they arent here ill be going WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT baby j yelled THEY ARE RIGHT THERE and she pointed at us never mind he said id rather have u and with a snap of his fingers they were gone hey i thought only facilier could do that i said lottie shrugged and said sumthin like must have rubbed off on him

lolz thats all4 now review for next xhapster srry its short

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-TianaBaby-