A St00pid Fic about Chaos!
By Shadowgirl(a.k.a. Jade-chan)
Jade: I don't own anyone in this fic. Nu'ff said.
Diaboromon: Yeah, what she said.
Jade: Shutup will you?
Diaboromon: What?
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The Chao Temple…
Chaos was at the Chao Temple eating tree sap…
Chaos: Yummy…sticky to my mouth…
…when Sonic and posse ran up to him!
Sonic: Chaos! Chaos!
Chaos: What is it my boy?
Sonic: Someone stole my Playstation!
Chaos: Oh no! This must be the work of-
DurnDurnDurn!
Everyone: ARCHIE!
Chaos: We must stop him!
Everyone: YEAH!
Chaos: Let's roll!
*The Powerpuff Girls' theme song plays*
ArchieComics Headquarters…
Archie was in his room playing Crash Bandicoot!
Archie:*in a high nerdy voice* HAHAheeheehAhAheEHahA! Those fools will never find this! OH NO! I looOOOst!
Sonic and posse comes inside!
Chaos: Give us back the Playstation!
Archie:*stands in front of his T.V* I don't have it!
Chaos: That settles it! It must be-
DurnDurnDurn!
Everyone: MARIO!
Chaos: We have to stop him! Let's roll!
*The Powerpuff Girls' theme song plays*
Nintendo Headquarters…
Mario was in his room playing SA2!
Mario: Rouge a…you're a so hot a…
Sonic and posse comes inside!
Chaos: give us back the Playstation!
Mario: I a don't a have it a!
Sonic: Your nose…it's biiiiiiiiiiiig! You tell lie!
Chaos: C'mon girls! Let's get him!
Chaos punches Mario!
POW!
Sonic kicks Mario!
WAM!
Tails spits on Mario!
SPLAT!
Knuckles kisses Mario!
SMOOCH!
Rouge steals Mario's hat!
SWAP!
Mario: Oh no! I'm a melting a! Melting a…melting a…*melts into nothing*
Everyone: YAY!
Tikal:*comes out of nowhere*Hurray! You saved the world!
Knuckles: Hi baby!*blushes and waves*
Tikal: Hi sugar!*also blushes and waves*
Rouge: Wha? Am I missing something? Are you two a couple?
Knuckles: Yes and we're engaged!
Rouge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
And so Tikal and Knuckles got married but then got divorced because Knuckles had an affair with Rouge so Tikal married Chaos and they had a baby named Googly-eyed-monster and Sonic never got his Playstation back and Archie never beat Crash Bandicoot.
THE FRIGGIN END!