Harry Potter, James Bond Music, and a Hotdog suit
Chapter1 The first and last chapter, how did I manage that? Nothing here belongs to me except me and the hotdog suit, my friends, the hotdog suit, who lives on hotdog lane.
One day She( as we are going to call her since her whole name is Shehasbeenalifelongpatientofstmungosforever and that is too long) Anyway She was sitting on her bed talking to her friend Licia (Yes, Licia Kay, this is you) on MSN She was sitting there typing when Dr. Carter and Nurse Abby came in with her medicine (Hehehe, anyone that can tell me where these guys are from, receives a new ford explorer and two chickens, I am just kidding. But leave a review telling me) So anyway they come in and she spots them! " Oh no! The midget invasion has begun!" She cried as the people in white coats tried to keep her from jumping on the bed. " You will not inject that honey dew into my veins," she cried as they put the meds into her system. " There, Lydia will be in later to see if are all right," nurse Abby said and the doctor and nurse walked out of that room and went into the supply closet and started making out. Back to she. " I am breaking out of here!" she said. Then James Bond music came on as she slipped out of the room in a hotdog suit (No one knows where she got the suit.) She looked out in the hall that looked to her like it was crowded with dogs (Hey Doc! Lay off the Valium!) Anyway she was walking down the hall when she saw none other than.
Okay I got nothing..
OH WAIT!
None other than. Harry Potter! " What is a giant hotdog doing in St. Mungo's?" he wondered but then it spoke. " Harry Potter! I love you!" she screamed and ran after him. " AH!" he yelled and went running in the other direction. He was running toward the men's bathroom when all of the sudden it turned into the women's (Don't ask) " You can't go in there!" she said happily. " Then I guess I will have to do this," said Harry. He started dancing. "" Look at those hip movements," She said. Everyone seemed to be mesmerized even the giant hotdog. So he quickly grabbed a dummy and got it to dance so no one would know the difference. He calmly walked out of St. Mungo's and muttered, " That is the last time I go in there for a urinary sample." Then he climbed on Buckbeak's back and flew off to Hogwarts where he kissed her lovely girlfriend Hermione Granger and they later got married.
Thanks for reading I hoped you liked it! Read and Review! I love you all and wait for others I will be posting, one is about Harry after Hogwarts, I know it has been done to death, but I think you will like it Oh and I just want to say, Evie, I love socks! sniff sniff P.S. I LOVE HARRY AND HERMIONE
Chapter1 The first and last chapter, how did I manage that? Nothing here belongs to me except me and the hotdog suit, my friends, the hotdog suit, who lives on hotdog lane.
One day She( as we are going to call her since her whole name is Shehasbeenalifelongpatientofstmungosforever and that is too long) Anyway She was sitting on her bed talking to her friend Licia (Yes, Licia Kay, this is you) on MSN She was sitting there typing when Dr. Carter and Nurse Abby came in with her medicine (Hehehe, anyone that can tell me where these guys are from, receives a new ford explorer and two chickens, I am just kidding. But leave a review telling me) So anyway they come in and she spots them! " Oh no! The midget invasion has begun!" She cried as the people in white coats tried to keep her from jumping on the bed. " You will not inject that honey dew into my veins," she cried as they put the meds into her system. " There, Lydia will be in later to see if are all right," nurse Abby said and the doctor and nurse walked out of that room and went into the supply closet and started making out. Back to she. " I am breaking out of here!" she said. Then James Bond music came on as she slipped out of the room in a hotdog suit (No one knows where she got the suit.) She looked out in the hall that looked to her like it was crowded with dogs (Hey Doc! Lay off the Valium!) Anyway she was walking down the hall when she saw none other than.
Okay I got nothing..
OH WAIT!
None other than. Harry Potter! " What is a giant hotdog doing in St. Mungo's?" he wondered but then it spoke. " Harry Potter! I love you!" she screamed and ran after him. " AH!" he yelled and went running in the other direction. He was running toward the men's bathroom when all of the sudden it turned into the women's (Don't ask) " You can't go in there!" she said happily. " Then I guess I will have to do this," said Harry. He started dancing. "" Look at those hip movements," She said. Everyone seemed to be mesmerized even the giant hotdog. So he quickly grabbed a dummy and got it to dance so no one would know the difference. He calmly walked out of St. Mungo's and muttered, " That is the last time I go in there for a urinary sample." Then he climbed on Buckbeak's back and flew off to Hogwarts where he kissed her lovely girlfriend Hermione Granger and they later got married.
Thanks for reading I hoped you liked it! Read and Review! I love you all and wait for others I will be posting, one is about Harry after Hogwarts, I know it has been done to death, but I think you will like it Oh and I just want to say, Evie, I love socks! sniff sniff P.S. I LOVE HARRY AND HERMIONE