Hogwarts Hell
As usual, Neville ruins a potion. However, the consequence is much more extreme than detention; it's the swapped bodies of Ronald Weasley and Draco Malfoy! What happens, and how are they to heal? You'll just have to read now, won't you?
Disclaimer: Ronald Weasley. Not mine. Draco Malfoy. Not Mine. All of the wizarding world. Not mine.
Before we begin, I would like to note that the P.O.V. varies with each chapter. The first chapter is a general third person, but most all of them after that will be either be third person focused on Ron, or third person focused on Draco.
Just wanted to note that in case it was confusing.
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Chapter One: The Horrid Mistake
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Double Potions for sixth year Gryffindors and Slytherins. Always a joyous occasion. And now, it gets to be even more joyous.
Professor Severus Snape has hada pretty crappy week. Three times he was nearly discovered as a spy for the Order. All three, it was the work of Lucius Malfoy. Thus, he felt no need to be polite to anyone. Not the faculty. Not the students. And definately not a Malfoy.
As people walked in, he began grouping them off into sets of three and leaving them with the instructions, which were written on the chalkboard. The professor found no need to pay attention, because he had more important things to take care of. His love letter to Minera McGonagall. Even if he never sent this love letter, it helped him relax after a hard week of life risking 'action'.
Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, and Ronald Weasley. Can YOU think of a better team for Potions? Well, there are better ones, but stick with me and my sarcasm. Draco and Ron spent the first ten minutes or so arguing about who would do what, and then Neville brought up the idea of him stirring, and them two deciding who should get the ingredients and who should cut. Of course, Draco is a spoiled ass, so he just got the ingredients while poor Ron did all the work.
Now, if you read my description, you might ask, 'How does a boy mess stirring up?' Simple: He didn't! Hermione was wearing an abnormally short skirt under his robes, and it just distracted him. Five minutes after all the ingredients were put in, (and four stirring sessions missed by the hormonally distracted Neville) suddenly the potion exploded. Everywhere. Everywhere meaning a range of four feet. Four feet is usually the work span of a cauldron, if you didn't know.
So, there was Draco and Ron. Covered in a nasty purple potion that was hardening. Ron quickly wiped and tugged off the potion, but Draco was not as bright. He spread his arms and waited for someone to clean it for him. Did I mention that Severus was busy writing a love letter to Minerva?
The rest of the day went pretty uneventful for Ron and Draco, though. Though they did go through some dizzy spells and ended up going to bed three hours earlier than they normally would. But these are simply standard side effects. Standard side effects, you see, of the Plot Peeps' Plot Potion of Plottiness.
Sponsored by Neville Longbottom, of course.
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A/N: Woo! Check it out, my first story with a guaranteed plot! I'm very psyched! And it shall be *very* funny! Be sure to review after you read! Reviews get me pumped up! And then there are more chapters! Chapters gooooooooooooood. *salivates uncontrollably, then stops*
As usual, Neville ruins a potion. However, the consequence is much more extreme than detention; it's the swapped bodies of Ronald Weasley and Draco Malfoy! What happens, and how are they to heal? You'll just have to read now, won't you?
Disclaimer: Ronald Weasley. Not mine. Draco Malfoy. Not Mine. All of the wizarding world. Not mine.
Before we begin, I would like to note that the P.O.V. varies with each chapter. The first chapter is a general third person, but most all of them after that will be either be third person focused on Ron, or third person focused on Draco.
Just wanted to note that in case it was confusing.
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Chapter One: The Horrid Mistake
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Double Potions for sixth year Gryffindors and Slytherins. Always a joyous occasion. And now, it gets to be even more joyous.
Professor Severus Snape has hada pretty crappy week. Three times he was nearly discovered as a spy for the Order. All three, it was the work of Lucius Malfoy. Thus, he felt no need to be polite to anyone. Not the faculty. Not the students. And definately not a Malfoy.
As people walked in, he began grouping them off into sets of three and leaving them with the instructions, which were written on the chalkboard. The professor found no need to pay attention, because he had more important things to take care of. His love letter to Minera McGonagall. Even if he never sent this love letter, it helped him relax after a hard week of life risking 'action'.
Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, and Ronald Weasley. Can YOU think of a better team for Potions? Well, there are better ones, but stick with me and my sarcasm. Draco and Ron spent the first ten minutes or so arguing about who would do what, and then Neville brought up the idea of him stirring, and them two deciding who should get the ingredients and who should cut. Of course, Draco is a spoiled ass, so he just got the ingredients while poor Ron did all the work.
Now, if you read my description, you might ask, 'How does a boy mess stirring up?' Simple: He didn't! Hermione was wearing an abnormally short skirt under his robes, and it just distracted him. Five minutes after all the ingredients were put in, (and four stirring sessions missed by the hormonally distracted Neville) suddenly the potion exploded. Everywhere. Everywhere meaning a range of four feet. Four feet is usually the work span of a cauldron, if you didn't know.
So, there was Draco and Ron. Covered in a nasty purple potion that was hardening. Ron quickly wiped and tugged off the potion, but Draco was not as bright. He spread his arms and waited for someone to clean it for him. Did I mention that Severus was busy writing a love letter to Minerva?
The rest of the day went pretty uneventful for Ron and Draco, though. Though they did go through some dizzy spells and ended up going to bed three hours earlier than they normally would. But these are simply standard side effects. Standard side effects, you see, of the Plot Peeps' Plot Potion of Plottiness.
Sponsored by Neville Longbottom, of course.
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A/N: Woo! Check it out, my first story with a guaranteed plot! I'm very psyched! And it shall be *very* funny! Be sure to review after you read! Reviews get me pumped up! And then there are more chapters! Chapters gooooooooooooood. *salivates uncontrollably, then stops*