"I don't know. Obviously she can't think of anything…," Simon muttered, plopping himself down.
"But…she has to know!" Alvin shouted.
"Stop screaming," Brittany mumbled, flipping a page in her fashion magazine.
"Why don't you be quiet?" Alvin asked. "Make me!" "OKAY!" Alvin yelled, shaking a fist. Jeanette and Simon grabbed their older siblings and held them apart.
"NO, NO," Jeanette said, grabbing her sister's wrists. Eleanor and Theodore watched with weird looks.
"Guys…," Eleanor warned. Alvin and Brittany looked at her. You could see fire flickering in their eyes.
"ELEANOR! CALL THE STORY POLICE!" Theodore shouted, jumping behind the couch. Eleanor picked up the phone and called The Story Police (a.k.a. ChipetteGirl10).
"Hello?" asked ChipetteGirl10. "SNAP OUT OF YOUR BOREDOM AND LAZINESS AND FIX THIS STORY SO WE DON'T GET KILLED BY ALVIN AND BRITTANY!" Eleanor yelled.
-Big Blinding Light and The scene is different-
"WHY AM I A KNIGHT?!" Alvin yelled. "WHY AM I PRINCESS LOCKED IN A TOWER?!" Brittany shouted. Simon and Theodore were wizards, and Jeanette and Eleanor were fairies.
"Not what I had in mind," Eleanor said into the phone.
-Big Blinding Light and The scene is different-
A truck was coming straight for them, and Alvin had a broken arm. He sat in the middle of the road. "NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!" Eleanor snapped.
-Scene goes back to blank white room with door and furniture-
"Where is that girl? SHE ALMOST KILLED ME!" Alvin yelled. "She doesn't like you." "Yes she does. I'm Alvin Seville." "It's favoritism, and she doesn't like you more."
ChipetteGirl10 walked in. "Hi guys!" she said cheerily. "YOU…," Alvin growled, lunging for her. She took out a remote and pressed a button. Alvin froze.
"Give him a mustache," Brittany suggested. ChipetteGirl10 pulled out a permanent marker and drew a mustache on Alvin.
She unfroze him. "MY FACE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" Alvin yelled. He chased ChipetteGirl10.
"That's all the time we have, bye!" ChipetteGirl10 yelled.
-TV flashes off-
Again, I was bored. When boredom and laziness strike, anything can happen. ALVIN?! GET OUT OF HERE!
Alvin: Nope!
Me: !!!!!!!!