THE PEETA GAMES! *peeta is in a gym with nothing in it but himself. A voice starts speaking out of nowhere* Announcer: Hello! I'm Charlie, and I will be hosting... The Peeta Games! Peeta: wut? Announcer: In this show you will see peeta mellark perform various forms of physical exercise. Peeta: How did I even get here?! Did you KIDNAP ME? Announcer: hahaha oh Peeta you're hilarious. Peeta: ... Announcer: First up is jumping jacks! Peeta: what? I am not even physically capable of doing that Announcer: Hahaha, of course you can if you believe hard enough Peeta: no I'm seriously not able to do that. I only have one leg. Announcer: Then this'll be even more fun! Peeta: no Announcer: haha yes. Do it or you're fired. Peeta: okay fire me. peeta spontaneously combusts while girl on fire plays in the background Peeta: NO STOP *fire stops* thank you. Announcer: On with the jumping jacks. Peeta attempts to do one jumping jack but falls flat on his face. Peeta: oww Announcer: next exercise is... JOGGING IN PLACE! Peeta: I can't even get up peeta is pelted with loaves of bread Announcer: get up or you'll be fired. *loads of men come out of nowhere and start loading their guns* Peeta: okay okay *peeta calls upon the almighty breddie (goddess of bread) to lift him back on his feet* Breddie: Peeta Mellark; I grant unto thee a new leg *breddie takes peeta's stump into her grainy hands and forms a new leg* Peeta: a baguette? Breddie: I'm a goddess of bread. What do you expect? *breddie explodes into a hundred slices of bread* Peeta: it's raining men- i mean bread...