Anya and Xander were lying next to each-other, just waking up in Xander's apartment.

"Morning." Xander muttered to his fiance.

"Good morning, honey."

"Morning Daddy."

*Wha-?* Xander thought.

"Hi Mummy, hi Daddy."

"Daddy, I wet the bed again."

"Mummy, Johnson had a bad dream."

Kids were jumping into their big double-bed. Climbing all over them, kids, kids everywhere.

"Umm. Anya?" Xander turned to her for help, but she had disappeared. Now it was just Xander, all alone with kids all over him. Crawling thorugh his hair.

*His hair?*

"Spider!" Xander woke up with a start and started yelling. "Spider! Get it off me!"

Eight big black legs were exploring Xander's head.

"Get the bug-spray!" He yelled to Anya.

"Right. Bug-spray. Yes." She ran out of the room re-entered armed with the can. By this time, Xander had punched the spider off his head, but now it was running over the bed. Xander took the spray from Anya and emptied half the can onto the sheets. The spider turned over and shriveled up.

Xander sighed, and Anya congratulated him on a job well done. They held each-other and stared at it for a minute.

"Xander. Make it go away. As future hubby, it's your job to dispose of all creepy-crawlies. And bunnies." Anya added as an afterthought.

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Does anyone know how to make this thing funnier/more interesting after the dream?

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