Disclaimer – I don't own Total Drama or Alice in Wonderland in any way. If I did, then that would be AWESOME but I don't so nyah.

Authors Note – Three projects at once? Boy, this'll be good. Main priority? TDI is still most important to me, but this is such a small story, it should be done in no time!

Chapter 1 – Buck Teeth or Teeth Missing?

It was high time for her to go. Courtney had been sitting at the edge of the Killer Bass' cabin for ten minutes now. Being in a new place full of people who don't know her must be so overwhelming.

She looked upon the grass for a moment. School life was so different than this. Everyone disagreed with her, and she couldn't come up with the courage to interact with them. The only thing she could talk about was the competition, which she was very nervous about.

Suddenly, she noticed quick white feet scampering around on the grass. She looked up, and saw Cody, who seemed to have grown white fur and ears. Kind of like a rabbit.

"Hello?" Courtney asked him.

"Oh goodness! Oh my!" Cody exclaimed. "The Duchess! The Queen! Oh my ears and paws! Oh, how late!"

Cody scampered off behind the cabins, earning the interest of Courtney. She followed him to a huge hole in the ground.

"Oh my little, white tail! I'm sure to have my head removed must hurry!"

"I'm late! I'm late!

I'm getting in a terrible state, I'll have to hurry!

What am I to do, I'm going out of my mind!

I'm late!"

He jumped into the large hole, which Courtney thought was a burrow.

"Cody? A rabbit? What has this contest done to me?" Courtney asked herself out loud.

She kneeled down towards the hole, before the ground started to move. In moments, she was falling down the hole, head first!

She fell and fell for quite a while, shrieking all the way. On the way down, Courtney saw many pictures and bookshelves around her. Thinking they may belong to the rabbit, she decided not to mess with them.

She hit the ground with a large thud. She stood up, dazed and speechless, as she looked at her surroundings.

A long hallway stretched in front of a small room. The walls were solid marble, not anything she expected for a rabbit's home. There was a glass table beside her, holding a key that must belong to one of the seven doors of the same room.

"Oh my cute little nose! Oh my head! I shall miss you, pal." Cody worriedly said as he ran off.

"Wait!" Courtney called. "Rabbit, could you tell me how to get out of here?"

Cody hopped from side to side, wondering if he should save his head, or hers."

"Okay, okay! We need to make it to the King and Queen's royal croquet party! If we don't then- wait, now we're both late! Must hurry!"

He ran as fast as his paws could carry him, never looking back.

"How can I get to there?" Courtney shouted, but Cody was long gone.

"Now how can I get out of here?"

She noticed a large bottle of water that had the words "Drink Me!" on it. If it was just water, she'd be okay, but what if it wasn't?

"Curious." Courtney said, opening up the bottle. She drank a bit of the water before she noticed what was happening.

She had shrank down to micro-size. Mouth-opened, Courtney tried her best to look for a logical explanation.

"How did that water shrink me?" she asked, but decided to now try the doors.

She had tried all the doors and was now searching the last. To her surprise, she found her self looking at the most beautiful garden she ever saw.

"Wow!" was all she could say as she tried to fit the key into the lock. But, before she could manage, she heard a swaying sound behind her.

The bottle of water was falling of the edge of the glass table. She wished it would stay, but no.

The bottle crashed onto the floor, drowning the whole room in water. She swam to the surface, and whished she never had entered this wonderland at all.

Shorty, I know, but this is not a long story, so I want to spread it out between chapters. Who do you think the Duchess, Queen and King will be? Leave your answers in reviews!

Next Up: The Mouse's Tail, er, Tale.