Dear Diary,

People are very annoying yes indeed! BUT the same goes to me especially if I am bored out of my mind. And when I am bored I am like Fred and George…well not to the extreme I do love to pull on pranks though! SO I am not going to be biased at all. I will pull pranks, or be mean, or annoying to every house. Let's just say that I should belong to every house. I can be sly, manipulative, and mean when provoked, but not like a Dragon more so a Bull. I am extremely loyal, always willing to give a helping hand to anyone in need. I am wise but not really smart! But wise with common sense, and I will protect the needy and jump in to help the people I love and care about in a heartbeat! But like I said, I am very bored and I have friends in every house. SO you be the judge after you read the list I did to everyone if I am evil or conniving. And to be frank…I am surprised I am still alive to this day. Anyways this is the list on how to annoy the Witch's and Wizards in the Wizarding world.

So one day I was really really really mad at Draco, Pansy, and Blaise. I hate Pansy with a passion and the feelings are mutual. However, I am good friends with Draco and Blaise even though this begs Harry and Ron with a passion. Anyway I cursed them all and said "You are on my hit list for a week Slytherin prince's and your ugly fat toad too." So I am going to condense this short for you Diary! Keep in mind though every house is loyal to their house mate. This is how to annoy the Slytherins:

I screamed at Pansy in front of everyone and said "Pansy you are so ugly inside and out that Bellatrix Lastrange makes you look like a pimply fat ogre! GAH I can't believe I am giving a compliment to this wasted trash, but its true Bellatrix is a lot prettier than you!

I had Luna, Ginny, Lavander, and Dean run around in Slytherin clothes acting like idiots with me in the Hallways, classrooms, and Great Hall. We were stopped and I said "Oh well…We thought Crabbe and Goyle represented you guys!"

Draco said something really mean to my friends really mean so in the classroom I stood up and said "Wake up and smell the Daisies everyone knows that there will be no such thing as pureblood race anymore! Half-bloods and muggleborns UNITE!"

MWAHAHAHA I was so bored one day in Ancient Runes that I put a Death Mark on every Slytherins arm. Let's just say I was sick for a week after that incident

One day I was really getting annoyed with Snape with his slyness and taking points from my house. I do have a good relationship though because he is my dad's best friend. One day I saw him with a group of Slytherins and they were chatting it up with Dumbledore, McGonegal and Flitwick. I ran up to them glaring daggers! "I really do not appreciate you taking points from my house plus detention! Especially when your precious lil ones did the exact same thing BUT worse, and all they have to do is lousy sentences! I am on to you! I know that You professor Snape run the quarters of Slytherin, and that you're the Godfather!" I then turned to Draco "So…did he give you an offer that you could not refuse?" Then I stormed off! I knew he was mad because he wouldn't talk to me! He was embarrassed HA! But when he is mad so are the slytherins hehe.

Dumbledore told me to cool it down a bit and I said fine, but one last thing this will drive them insane. Dumbledore said as long as it won't break into fights. I told him I can't make any promises! I could tell from the look in his eye that he was not pleased by my response. Anyway remember what I told you what Hermione did with D.A. If someone snitched? Well I did a similar approach. I had a jinx that won't go away for a month unless they say Muggleborns are just the same as purebloods. They refused! So they had a lightning bolt scar on their forehead for a Month! This didn't please Harry either, and he would not speak to me for a couple of days..