Hi! This is my first fanfic so please don't flame me. I got the idea from the list in the profiles. This is set after the clue hunt and after Ned and Ted got their eyes and ears fixed.

Disclaimer: I do not own the 39 clues.

"Hey Ted! Get over here!" Ned yelled.

"What do you want Ned? I'm trying to build a robot here!"

"Look! I found a list of ways to annoy people in the cinema. Do you want to do it? We can get Dan's help if he wants to help us."

"Sure. I'll dial his number right now."

Ted grabbed his cell phone and dialed Dan's number.

"Hello? Who's this? Don't you know better than to not disturb a ninja lord while he's playing Ninja Gaiden?"

"Sorry Dan. It's-"

"It's Ninja Lord Dan!"

"Well I'm sorry Ninja Lord Dan. It's us, Ted and Ned, and we were wondering if you want to annoy people at the cinema with us. We found a list online."

"Sure. I'll be there. Print out the list while you're waiting. Bye."

Ted hung up the phone. He had an evil grin on his face.

He told Ned, "Print out the list. We're going to the cinema."

That's the first chapter! Please review and tell me if I need to improve anything.

~DD