[a/n: i recently watched the video of the criminal minds cast and their rap-type song-thingy 'WHEELS UP! (aka: the hotch song), and i thought to myself, well, it doesn't seem fair that hotch gets his own rap/song and no one else does, so, this is my response. my favorite character is garcia, and she's b*tchin'. so.. yeah.. challenge accepted..]
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN CRIMINAL MINDS.. i do however claim ownership to this rap/song. it mine. no touchy. eat da smarties, all that jazz...
GODDESS
garcia,
garcia,
unsubs, i wouldn't wanna be ya
garcia
garcia
all those evil mutha f**kers better wave goodbye,
cuz this tech savvy kitten's gonna make you cry
she jokes and flirts, makin' players jealous,
and it doesn't matter much if it's ladies or fellas,
all them victim haters better clean up fast,
cuz she'll find ya b*tch, and then hack your a**!
she looks after her team, bakes 'em cookies and cake,
but if you think you can cross her, h**, that's a mistake,
she'll open source your world, turn you inside out,
she's a stone cold genius with a keyboard and mouse.
um, how'd she get recruited to the FBI?
I don't know, b*tch!, that sh*t is classified!
garcia
garcia,
unsubs, i wouldn't wanna be ya
garcia
garcia
all those evil mutha f**kers better wave goodbye,
cuz this tech savvy kitten's gonna make you cry
eyes to the clock, when does the flight leave?
Huntin' down criminals daily and nightly
searching all the etherweb for info and clues
reporting back to morgan with updated news
baby girl, hot stuff, goddess and player
she's a mutha f**kin' merlin, and a firewall slayer
she'll attach a virus to your email with ease
and then, poof!, your pc is now a hunk a' swiss cheese
you think that you're safe, you think she won't find you,
turn around sucker, they're right behind you!
garcia
garcia,
unsubs, i wouldn't wanna be ya
garcia
garcia
all those evil mutha f**kers better wave goodbye,
cuz this tech savvy kitten's gonna make you cry
garcia
garcia
unsubs, i wouldn't wanna be ya
garcia
garcia
yeah, all those evil mutha f**ckers better wave goodbye,
cuz the BAU is gonna get ya...