A/N: so im trying something new… the IT Crowd is one of my favourite TV programmes so I wanted to try this out =) So… Enjoy =D
Prologue:
"Roy?" Jen said managing to make the name three syllables as she leaned against her office door.
"What is it now, Jen?" Roy asked, tipping his head back and taking a swig of cuke.
"What happened to that girl? You know, the blonde one from last week. Justine? Or something along those lines."
"Oh, her..."
"She was hilarious, Roy!" Moss interjected from his desk, "She was a superstar, Roy!"
Roy shook his head at his friend, "Yes, well, i told her that she was funny. Yeah, I did," he said in his angry Irish voice, "Turns out she was being serious since the moment i met her."
Jen let out her extremely... different... laugh. "So were you beaten up by a girl, again?"
"Oi! I resent that!" Roy pointed at her, "But yes."
Morris Moss let out a gasp. "How could she do such a thing, Roy?"
The relationship manager raised her eyebrow at him, flicking a stray strand of hair out of her face. "Well," she smiled, walking over to the door, "I have a date." She straightened her red top and brushed an invisible piece of dust off of her blazer. "Have fun, boys!" With one last wink she exited the room.
"Roy?" Moss turned to him, "I have to go too, my mother is taking me to the zoo!"
The Irish man stared at him, "I'm sorry, did you just say the zoo?"
Morris nodded and pulled out a helium balloon that had been under his desk which had one word printed on it. 'Zoo'.
"Bye Roy!"
"Yeah," Roy shook his head in disbelief, "Bye."