STAR WARS
The Muffin Mystery
Prologue
Luke Skywalker was in a fight with five unknown siths. He was all alone. No one could help him. Not even Ben Kenobis ghost who cheered on Luke.
- Come on Luke, you are best! No protest! Heya!
- Stop it, you humiliate me!
- Ok, if this is what you want, I'll leave you alone, said Ben and disappeared.
After a long fight Luke won. He was just going to go back to his ship when he slipped on a hand and died.
- Hey Luke, did you won? asked Han and came running.
Then he saw Luke lay on the ground.
- Oh, did you slip on a hand and died? asked Han. I think I leave now, hehe. Have a nice life or something.
Then Han took a ship and leaved the planet. That is where our story begin.
A Star Has Fallen
Yoda was sitting and read the paper, while C3PO and R2 played a game, master Windu was looking at a hologram and Leia was sad over something.
Then an rebel officer came in the room. He walked to Yoda and whispered something.
- What! Dead Whitney Houston is! Yoda shouted shocking. Know that we already.
The rebel officer said something more and then walked away.
- Hey! shouted Yoda in the room. Good, bad and very bad news I have. Which one to hear first you want?
- If the bad news is that Whitney Houston is dead, we already know that, answered C3PO.
- No, another bad news I have, answered Yoda.
- Which is the very bad news? asked Windu.
- Darth Sidious has a new weapon who are going to kill everyone, answered Yoda.
- And the bad? asked Leia.
- Luke Skywalker is dead, answered Yoda sad.
- So that's why you so sad Leia, said Windu. I deeply apologize.
- Yeah, but it's okay, Leia said. Whitney and I wasn't so good friends.
- What? said Windu. No I mean Luke.
- Who? Leia asked.
- Luke, your brother? Windu said.
- Oh him, that little boy with Beatles hair, answered Leia. I don't know him.
- I give up, said Windu.
- Give up what? asked Leia.
- Bipbobapbibop? asked R2.
- What? asked Yoda.
- He wondering what the good news is, answered C3PO.
- The good news is that I won on Lotto, answered Yoda and jumped happily.
- You won? Congratulate! Leia said and jumped with Yoda.
- How much? asked Windu.
- Ten dollar, answered Yoda.
Windu turned around and walked away.
" I can't believe I'm firmed with these losers", Windu thought.
Yoda and Leia jumped happily in the room when Windu walked away.
- How will this go R2? asked C3PO.
- Bibopbabipbo, answered R2.
- I didn't understand what you just said, but you sure is right, said C3PO.