The Boyfriend Game
by: Ninja_09 -.-;
Chapter 1
dedicated to: Chibi Ruri the hentai freak
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Disclaimer: Gatekeepers doesn't belong to me blah blah blah... Don't sue me blah blah blah...
Author's notes: I'm the worst fanfic writer in the history of the world. You don't have to read this if you don't want to. If you read it though, please review it. FLAME ME, BOMB ME, Just please review my fic!
Words inside denote thoughts! ^_^
* * * * DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE THIS IS TOTAL NONSENSE * * * *
Ninja_09: Warned ya didn't I?
Chibi Ruri: Ninja, when the hell are you gonna write a readable fic?
Ninja_09: When I win the nobel prize,ahou!
Chibi Ruri: .....
Ninja_09: Wow! Chibi Ruri shut up! A miracle!!! *looks up to the sky*
Chibi Ruri: Bakero! What do you mean by 'miracle' you $*@%^ @$$!!!
Ninja_09: -_-; My happiness ends here...
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Speaker Alarm: Teen Romance is in the air! Think of all the good times you'd share! All special class officers, please report!
Ukiya: The alarm!
Ruriko: Let's go!
* * * The Gatekeepers Go to the AEGIS base through their secret paths * * *
Gatekeepers: We're here, Commander!
*The chair whirls around to reveal a girl with long black hair and an amused expression*
Girl: Hi Gatekeepers!
Gatekeepers: NANI?!
Ruriko: What are you doing there sitting on the commander's chair?
Girl: Umm...The commander decided to take a vacation so I'm in charge now!!!
Ukiya: Nani? No way!
Girl: Yes way! In fact, I have an important mission for all of you!
Bancho: What is it ? I, Banaba Chotaro will gladly do it, just make sure I get paired up with Hime Ruriko! *looks all starry eyed* I'll do anything for hime!
Megumi: hmm...an important mission....if Ruriko screws this one...then...I might be able to prove that I'm better than her!
Girl: Umm...it's a secret...Just come with me!
Kaoru: Who the hell are you anyway?!
Girl: Oh...sorry...I forgot to introduce myself... Anyway, I.....AM....NINJA!!! *thunder and lightning effects*
Gatekeepers: *sweatdrop*
Feiring: Not another fic writer!
Ninja: Yes. Except I'm worse. I'm a wannabe fic writer.
Reiko: Oh no desu ne!
Ninja: Well, I'm the fic writer here, so now please, follow me. *starts walking then notices the gatekeepers huddled up in a corner* Umm...guys, please follow me....
Kaoru: Do you think we should trust her?
Bancho: She looks totally harmless to me.
Ukiya: That's what you think!
Specs: Yeah...fanfic writers can do whatever they want with the characters in their story
Reiko: But she said that she was a 'wannabe' writer desu...
Ruriko: We can't be to sure can we? *looks at Ninja with a suspicious look while Ninja flashes an innocent smile back at her*
Megumi: Why don't you want to go on the 'mission?' Are you scared?
Ruriko: Of course not! *glares at Megumi*
Feiring: I say we give it a try! You know, maybe it might be very important...
Bancho: Yeah! What d'ya say, hime?
Ruriko: I say we give it a try! I can handle any mission! How bout you? *she pointed at Reiko, Specs and Kaoru*
Specs: Alright with me I guess...
Kaoru: Same here!
Reiko: Sou desu ne!
Ruriko: Alright! Let's go for it!
Ukiya: *ahem* Aren't you forgetting to ask someone?
Ruriko: Oh, yes.^^; Captain Ukiya, do you agree with us? *she shot him a challenging look* Or are you scared?
Ukiya: Of course not! Let's go now! *he pumped his fist upward* Ninja, we're ready to go!
Ninja: ZzzZz...ZzZzzzz...ZzzZzZ...Nani?
Ukiya: The 'mission'?
Ninja: Oh, yeah *yawn* Hai.
Ukiya: So where do we go?
Ninja: Over there! *snaps her fingers and then a huge hole appears infront of them* Follow me!
*Ninja jumps through the hole*
Specs: Are you sure you wanna go through with this?
Ukiya: Of course!
*The Gatekeepers all jump through the hole*
*The hole closes up as soon as they land*
Ninja: Welcome to the set of....Boyfriends and Girlfriends R' Us!
Gatekeepers: NANI?!
Ruriko: I thought you said this was an important mission?!
Ninja: It is! It's a very difficult game to play you know?
Ukiya: It is? *gulp* O-on s-second thought, let's get going back to school!
Ninja: Uh-uh! *wags a finger* No can do! I just used up all of my power!
Gatekeepers: Nani?! You did?!
Ninja: Yup.
Specs: You Liar! Fanfic writers don't lose their powers!
Ninja: Well, I just did. Plus, I'm only a wannabe writer, okay?
Ruriko: Of all the dumb luck! We're stuck with a stupid wannabe in a weird place!
Bancho: Don't worry, Hime Ruriko! I'm here to protect you!
Ruriko: Baka! I don't need your protection! I got my gate power! *thinks for a while then it hits her* Yeah! I can just use my gate power! GATE---
Ninja: You wouldn't wanna do that, Ruriko!
Ruriko: Oh yes I do! GATE OPEN!!!! Itai!!! *an electric force suddenly attacks her*
Ukiya: Rurippe! Daijoubu?!
Ruriko: I'm fine, Shun! Stop calling me Rurippe will you!!!!
Ninja: Told ya so! Anyway, you'll be separated into groups. Ukiya, Bancho and Specs, you stay at this corner *points at a row of chairs on a stage* while Ruriko, Kaoru, Reiko, Megumi and Feiring, you stay over there. *points to a row opposite the boys' row.
Ukiya: Hey! How come there 5 of them and only 3 of us?! That's unfair!
Ninja: Ok, I'll add another member to your group! *snaps her fingers then Kageyama suddenly appears*
Ukiya: Kageyama?!
Kageyama: BUGS!!! ALL OF YOU ARE BUGS!!!
Ukiya: What is HE doing here?!
Ninja: Well, since you asked for another member...
Ukiya: Yeah, but not HIM!
Ninja: Whatever.
Specs: Hey! They're still more of them!
Ninja: Oh, yes. Umm...Feiring, why don't you go play with Yukino for a while?
Feiring: Demo...
Ninja: *snaps her fingers then Feiring disappears* Alright! Now that we're all set, let's start the show!!!
Specs: Hey! I thought that you lost all of your powers! You're so unfair!
Ninja: Whatever. Just shut up. Well, now my work is done here.
Ruriko: What d'ya mean?
Ninja: It's time to summon our host now! HEY CHIBI RURI!!! I GOT SOME HENTAI TAPES HERE FOR YA!
*A little girl clutching a teddy bear and a ribbon on her hair [think Ruriko style]*
Chibi Ruri: WHAT?! WHERE?!
Ninja: Yes! Tricked ya! Well, it's your turn now! Remember you're supposed to host tonight's episode of... Boyfriends and Girlfriends R' Us!!!
Chibi Ruri:....Where's the hentai?
Ninja: Is that all you think about?! How old are you anyway?
Chibi Ruri: *counts her fingers* I'm Ten years old! ^_^
Ruriko: Hey! That ain't no Chibi Ruri!
Chibi Ruri: Why?! *glares* Got a problem with that?!
Ruriko: *looks nervous* Er-no....
Chibi Ruri: Good! *grins* Now Let's start our show! Ninja! Aren't you supposed to direct this?
Ninja: Oh...Yeah!
Chibi Ruri: Well start it now, ya piece of $#!^
Ninja: Don't call me that ya @$$#&%*
Chibi Ruri: Alright sis!
Ninja: Lights! Camera! Action! *the stage is suddenly decorated with hearts and lights, even red confetti is scattered on the stage*
Chibi Ruri: Are you all ready for your worst nightmare?
--to be continued...
by: Ninja_09 -.-;
Chapter 1
dedicated to: Chibi Ruri the hentai freak
* * *
Disclaimer: Gatekeepers doesn't belong to me blah blah blah... Don't sue me blah blah blah...
Author's notes: I'm the worst fanfic writer in the history of the world. You don't have to read this if you don't want to. If you read it though, please review it. FLAME ME, BOMB ME, Just please review my fic!
Words inside denote thoughts! ^_^
* * * * DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE THIS IS TOTAL NONSENSE * * * *
Ninja_09: Warned ya didn't I?
Chibi Ruri: Ninja, when the hell are you gonna write a readable fic?
Ninja_09: When I win the nobel prize,ahou!
Chibi Ruri: .....
Ninja_09: Wow! Chibi Ruri shut up! A miracle!!! *looks up to the sky*
Chibi Ruri: Bakero! What do you mean by 'miracle' you $*@%^ @$$!!!
Ninja_09: -_-; My happiness ends here...
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Speaker Alarm: Teen Romance is in the air! Think of all the good times you'd share! All special class officers, please report!
Ukiya: The alarm!
Ruriko: Let's go!
* * * The Gatekeepers Go to the AEGIS base through their secret paths * * *
Gatekeepers: We're here, Commander!
*The chair whirls around to reveal a girl with long black hair and an amused expression*
Girl: Hi Gatekeepers!
Gatekeepers: NANI?!
Ruriko: What are you doing there sitting on the commander's chair?
Girl: Umm...The commander decided to take a vacation so I'm in charge now!!!
Ukiya: Nani? No way!
Girl: Yes way! In fact, I have an important mission for all of you!
Bancho: What is it ? I, Banaba Chotaro will gladly do it, just make sure I get paired up with Hime Ruriko! *looks all starry eyed* I'll do anything for hime!
Megumi: hmm...an important mission....if Ruriko screws this one...then...I might be able to prove that I'm better than her!
Girl: Umm...it's a secret...Just come with me!
Kaoru: Who the hell are you anyway?!
Girl: Oh...sorry...I forgot to introduce myself... Anyway, I.....AM....NINJA!!! *thunder and lightning effects*
Gatekeepers: *sweatdrop*
Feiring: Not another fic writer!
Ninja: Yes. Except I'm worse. I'm a wannabe fic writer.
Reiko: Oh no desu ne!
Ninja: Well, I'm the fic writer here, so now please, follow me. *starts walking then notices the gatekeepers huddled up in a corner* Umm...guys, please follow me....
Kaoru: Do you think we should trust her?
Bancho: She looks totally harmless to me.
Ukiya: That's what you think!
Specs: Yeah...fanfic writers can do whatever they want with the characters in their story
Reiko: But she said that she was a 'wannabe' writer desu...
Ruriko: We can't be to sure can we? *looks at Ninja with a suspicious look while Ninja flashes an innocent smile back at her*
Megumi: Why don't you want to go on the 'mission?' Are you scared?
Ruriko: Of course not! *glares at Megumi*
Feiring: I say we give it a try! You know, maybe it might be very important...
Bancho: Yeah! What d'ya say, hime?
Ruriko: I say we give it a try! I can handle any mission! How bout you? *she pointed at Reiko, Specs and Kaoru*
Specs: Alright with me I guess...
Kaoru: Same here!
Reiko: Sou desu ne!
Ruriko: Alright! Let's go for it!
Ukiya: *ahem* Aren't you forgetting to ask someone?
Ruriko: Oh, yes.^^; Captain Ukiya, do you agree with us? *she shot him a challenging look* Or are you scared?
Ukiya: Of course not! Let's go now! *he pumped his fist upward* Ninja, we're ready to go!
Ninja: ZzzZz...ZzZzzzz...ZzzZzZ...Nani?
Ukiya: The 'mission'?
Ninja: Oh, yeah *yawn* Hai.
Ukiya: So where do we go?
Ninja: Over there! *snaps her fingers and then a huge hole appears infront of them* Follow me!
*Ninja jumps through the hole*
Specs: Are you sure you wanna go through with this?
Ukiya: Of course!
*The Gatekeepers all jump through the hole*
*The hole closes up as soon as they land*
Ninja: Welcome to the set of....Boyfriends and Girlfriends R' Us!
Gatekeepers: NANI?!
Ruriko: I thought you said this was an important mission?!
Ninja: It is! It's a very difficult game to play you know?
Ukiya: It is? *gulp* O-on s-second thought, let's get going back to school!
Ninja: Uh-uh! *wags a finger* No can do! I just used up all of my power!
Gatekeepers: Nani?! You did?!
Ninja: Yup.
Specs: You Liar! Fanfic writers don't lose their powers!
Ninja: Well, I just did. Plus, I'm only a wannabe writer, okay?
Ruriko: Of all the dumb luck! We're stuck with a stupid wannabe in a weird place!
Bancho: Don't worry, Hime Ruriko! I'm here to protect you!
Ruriko: Baka! I don't need your protection! I got my gate power! *thinks for a while then it hits her* Yeah! I can just use my gate power! GATE---
Ninja: You wouldn't wanna do that, Ruriko!
Ruriko: Oh yes I do! GATE OPEN!!!! Itai!!! *an electric force suddenly attacks her*
Ukiya: Rurippe! Daijoubu?!
Ruriko: I'm fine, Shun! Stop calling me Rurippe will you!!!!
Ninja: Told ya so! Anyway, you'll be separated into groups. Ukiya, Bancho and Specs, you stay at this corner *points at a row of chairs on a stage* while Ruriko, Kaoru, Reiko, Megumi and Feiring, you stay over there. *points to a row opposite the boys' row.
Ukiya: Hey! How come there 5 of them and only 3 of us?! That's unfair!
Ninja: Ok, I'll add another member to your group! *snaps her fingers then Kageyama suddenly appears*
Ukiya: Kageyama?!
Kageyama: BUGS!!! ALL OF YOU ARE BUGS!!!
Ukiya: What is HE doing here?!
Ninja: Well, since you asked for another member...
Ukiya: Yeah, but not HIM!
Ninja: Whatever.
Specs: Hey! They're still more of them!
Ninja: Oh, yes. Umm...Feiring, why don't you go play with Yukino for a while?
Feiring: Demo...
Ninja: *snaps her fingers then Feiring disappears* Alright! Now that we're all set, let's start the show!!!
Specs: Hey! I thought that you lost all of your powers! You're so unfair!
Ninja: Whatever. Just shut up. Well, now my work is done here.
Ruriko: What d'ya mean?
Ninja: It's time to summon our host now! HEY CHIBI RURI!!! I GOT SOME HENTAI TAPES HERE FOR YA!
*A little girl clutching a teddy bear and a ribbon on her hair [think Ruriko style]*
Chibi Ruri: WHAT?! WHERE?!
Ninja: Yes! Tricked ya! Well, it's your turn now! Remember you're supposed to host tonight's episode of... Boyfriends and Girlfriends R' Us!!!
Chibi Ruri:....Where's the hentai?
Ninja: Is that all you think about?! How old are you anyway?
Chibi Ruri: *counts her fingers* I'm Ten years old! ^_^
Ruriko: Hey! That ain't no Chibi Ruri!
Chibi Ruri: Why?! *glares* Got a problem with that?!
Ruriko: *looks nervous* Er-no....
Chibi Ruri: Good! *grins* Now Let's start our show! Ninja! Aren't you supposed to direct this?
Ninja: Oh...Yeah!
Chibi Ruri: Well start it now, ya piece of $#!^
Ninja: Don't call me that ya @$$#&%*
Chibi Ruri: Alright sis!
Ninja: Lights! Camera! Action! *the stage is suddenly decorated with hearts and lights, even red confetti is scattered on the stage*
Chibi Ruri: Are you all ready for your worst nightmare?
--to be continued...