Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Miss Piggy, or Sponge Bob, but I do own a cat (name has been changed for legal purposes).
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The Really Painful Fan Fiction
Gaara
Raccoon Eyed
Raccoon Magic
Raccoon Brain
Raccoon Tailed
Raccoon…
(Wait, this part is boring. I'm going to fast forward.)
A kiss landed on Gaara's lips…
(Oh darn, to far! I'll have to rewind. I hope that don't give too much away. Stupid VCR! No wonder they retied!)
"I double doggy dare you!"
Said Kankuro to Gaara. Gaara was shaking. No one had ever double doggy dared him before.
"You don't have to do it if you're afraid… but correct me if I'm wrong, is your name GAARA OF THE CHICKEN NUGGET!"
"I'll do it Kankuro, just stop calling me names or I'll kill youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
(Oh sorry, the key got jammed. Stupid uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)
Gaara arrived at Konaha. The sun was bright and the trees were green. It made Gaara sick. Young children played and woman gossiped. It was a Gaara hell…o what is this?
It was a beautiful pink flower that bloom year around, any weather, and any time good or bad, in which she struck Gaara in the heart.
(Eeew, Gaara's blood is getting every where. Hey did you know that Gaara had white hair but because he killed a lot of people, blood got all over Gaara's hair and stained it red.)
Gaara crawled to Sakura's feet. Sakura looked down at Gaara. The for the next… uh… five hours, it was a green eye show down, but Gaara wasn't killing and Sakura wasn't doing what she does. It was like two like very different like people like falling like in love like yeah.
"Hey, what's your name?"
"Sakura."
"Uh… I'm Gaara."
Then Gaara arose and we all know what happened next, (and no Mr. Tinkle Pants, he didn't kill her you foolish cat.)
It was a kiss!
This kiss was like Make Out Paradise for Gaara except it was not a book, it was not adult rated, and Kakashi…
(Kakashi! What are you doing? I left for four seconds to let Mr. Tinkle Pants out side and you mess up my fan fiction. You're as bad as the cat.)
After the long kiss, Sakura pushed Gaara back.
"Listen Gaara, no one must ever hear of this."
"Why not?"
"Well if Ino (a.k.a. Miss Piggy) hears of this, she will take 3 Sasuke 3."
"But we can still secretly be lovers and if Sasuke and Rock Lee and Naruto and Kakashi…
(Fast forward)
"…And Orochimaru, and Sponge Bob die and/or unable to attend the wedding, we could marry."
Oh my golly, is that Gaara blushing! Get the camera! He may never do this again!
(Sound of computer attacking writer.)
"Of course Gaara."
We never thought we could see Sakura prettier until we saw her smile.
Mean while in the Sand Village.
"Where is Gaara with Kanrasu from the dry cleaner?"