Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the first episode ooooof
The Hottest and Latest Interviews!
Here, we interview the characters of the Underground and learn about their *interesting* daily lives! Today, our guests are the two total opposites, the humans of DETERMINATION – Chara and Frisk!
Interviewer – How do you feel about being on the big screen today?
Chara – I feel like stabbing.
Frisk – I think I'm going to have a bad time.
Sans – AYE MAT- *gets pulled out of the interviewing room*
Interviewer – ANYWAYS. What's your favorite thing about the Underground?
Chara – Everyone dying.
Frisk – All the food. Toriel's pie, Muffet's baked goods, Papyrus and Undyne's spaghetti, Tem Flak-
Interview – Next question. Who do you hate the most?
Chara – Everybody.
Interviewer – Everybody? Even Asriel?
Chara - …I will stab you.
Interviewer – I'm sorry! Next question, what's your favorite ship?
Chara – Chara x Knife
Frisk – Any ship that will make Sans mad, Toriel laugh, Papyrus not hate me, Undyne not kill me, Muffet not run after me with her spider army, and Mettaton not feature me in his shows anymore.
Interviewer - …Welp. There you have it, people! Umm…yeah! Tune in next time fo- *program gets interrupted as Chara's smile flashes up on screen and screaming is heard in the background.*