The Gravy Drabble Series
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prompt for the week:
t e a s e

Enjoy!

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"—Bastard, teme, chicken ass haired boy, emo weirdo—"

"Stop it Sakura."

She laughed heartedly, "Oh stop yourself from stopping me Sasuke-kun. I'm just thinking of cute new and old nicknames for you."

"It's annoying."

"I've heard of that line before Sasuke-kun," she reaffirmed him, "And saying it again won't change anything about me."

"Hn." Ah, the infamous grunt.

"... Right. Where was I?" She looked up to the ceiling comically, "Oh right, emo weirdo right?"

Cricket silence.

"Duckbutt head, asswipe—Oh wait, that's Naruto's nickname, well it could be yours too—the other Itachi boy—orrrrr—Itachi's younger aaand broodier brother, sounds better right?"

"HN."

"I'll take that as a yes."

"Sakura, you're taking this too far."

"Come on, everyone knows Itachi-kun's an angel." She sighed dreamily. "Or if it's anything you should be jealous about it's his emotions... He shows at least ten!"

He grunted, silence reached her ears. She took this opportunity to continue her long, long list of Sasuke's infamous nicknames.

"Fine, I'll think of cuter nicknames instead Sasuke-kun," she pressed a kiss against his cheek, "So you won't get made anymore."

His anger faded. "As long as it doesn't embarrass me."

"Yay! So I thought of Sasucakes, Sasukitty, Sasu-baby, Sasukins~ Oh everything is adorable!"

"Okay since now you've thought of nicknames for me, maybe you should stop and get back to your reading."

"But I wasn't reading—" at that moment Sasuke shoves a book in her arms "—a book."

"There. You've always loved reading. Now read."

She pouted.

Contrary to popular opinion, I, on the other have always liked the rain—

"Guess what Sasuke-kun?"

He looked up from the lines he was just reading from. "What is it?"

"I've thought of a new nickname." She announced proudly. He sighed and waited for the pet name. "Go on."

"Sasugay."

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

So yeah, I'll explain some thiiiings.

First of all, it's called a gravy drabble because we pull out our prompts from a gravy container. (lol, I know right?) And we do this every week. This drabble was uploaded late because this one was supposed to be like, last, last week. Or I dunno.

These drabbles are Dani's silly ways of making us better authoresses. Yeah, or writers in her opinion.

'Till the next week!