Hey every1 this is my first fan fic (supposed 2 be doing my homework right now :P)
I've read a lot of really good stories & decided to make 1 my self :D
Me:hi every1 ty 4 reading my fic
Sasuke: hn
Me:-glare- anyway for the disclaimer I choose draws name from a hat
Me: twitch-
Naruto: what?
Me: Sasuke
Sasuke: im not doing anything for u
Me: this is why I twitched
Lee: Be youthful writer-chan
Me: how did u even get here 0.o?
Sasuke: idiot you're the one writing the story
Me: o yeah :D
Every1: sweatdrop
Me: Ok sasuke unless u want to be eaten by a killer bunny say the disclaimer
Sasuke: no
Me:- smirk-
Sasuke/naruto: what
Me: holds up a picture of sasuke in a Bikini
Naruto: HAHAHAHAHAHA I ALWAYS KNEW SASUKE WAS GAY
Sasuke: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
Me: no need to yell & PHOTOSHOP BITCH
Lee- don't use such unyouthful language writer-chan
Me- sorry lee but sasuke unless u want your fan girls to get a hold of this picture which I have copies of u must say the disclaimer
Sasuke- hn fine lil'spaz does not own naruto or anything else in this fic unless she says so
Me- good boy
Sasuke- im not a dog
Me- I know but as my name says I am a spaz :D
Sasuke: and a loser
Me: that's right now 2 the story ( but first I have 2 do some homework stupid ass teacher making me type 2 reports the weekend of the fair & making us do a project when theirs less then 7 days of school left& I don't hate sasuke its just that I chose to be mean to him 2-day :D)
Hi im Sakura I'm 16 I have pink hair green eyes my crushes are Sasuke, but im not a fan girl like most of the female student body and I also know his attitude can be cold and horrible some times but ive seen his soft said before and he's really sweet once you get to know him. Next is Garra he used to be a huge bully and I hated him but then after he got in a fight with Naruto (and naruto won) he seemed to realize that he didn't have to basically kill every1 for them not to try to hurt him and became the student council president (it would have been naruto but he has really bad grades).I'm friends with some of the school members of Akatsuki even though most of my friends hate them. My parents died when I was young & I ran away from an abusive Foster home with my best friends Naruto and Tenten. Luckily Tenten was a year older then us and can lie REALLY well about everyone's age so we managed to find an apartment in the Huyga compound. That's where Tenten saw Neji and fell in love who was the guard of his cousin Hinata. but be fore he was her guard he hated his family who he blamed for the death of his father( his father died in a car crash while getting a cake for Hinata's 7th birth day) and tried to leave the family many times. One day he snapped and lunged at Hinata as her so very bright father called Neji to spar with Hinata because of the families proud fighting heritage and all the other crap. Naruto Tenten and I were working (to pay off the apartment room) and saw Neji about to beat up Hinata when she wasn't even standing! Naruto to the rescue!! I swear if u gave him a cap he would be the next Bat-man. So any way as Neji was about to punch Hinata when Naruto jumped in front of him and took the blow (a/n oooh isn't that sweet). Hinata then fell in love with Naruto and he said he would protect her with his life and after that they started dating (a/n yay 4 narxhin) Neji found out that his father died to save the life of a child in the road by sacrificing himself. Neji then apologized to Hinata and became her personal guard and now us 5 are the best of friends, even though Neji might stalk Hinata and naruto to make sure he doesn't "harm" her on the dates but I think he's just trying to pick up some moves from Naruto and try them out on Tenten. So that's my life story and I'm going back to school soon and I heard that the new teacher is horrible and since our 4th principal retired this year our town decided that we could either have a drunk or pervert as a brand new principal yippee!
So now its time to end this horrible extra long flash back thing and get on with life.
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"SAKURA-CHAN I NEED YOUR HELP SAKURA-CHAN! " (a/n guess who)
"Naruto im less then 5 inches away there is no need to yell you're bloody head off"
"Hehehehe sorry Sakura-chan I just got a little nervous hehehehe"
"ok Naruto what do you need help with"
"well its mine and Hinata's 2year anniversary as you probably know and I don't know what to do I know it should be something special I was thinking a moonlight picnic with purplish blue lilies but I want to know what you think."
I blinked then stared at naruto as if he had two heads, but I mean that had to be the MOST INTELLAGENT thing Naruto every said. Hinata was so lucky to have found happiness with naruto and the two years they have been together I'm truly happy for them I wonder if I could ever met anyone that would make me as happy as the-
SAKURA-CHAN ARE YOU OK WHY ARE U LOOKING LIKE THAT IS MY IDEA REALLY THAT BAD WHAT IF HINATA HATES IT SO MUCH THAT SHE'LL BRAKE UP WITH ME IS IT THAT HINATA HATES LILIES I THOUGHT HER FAVORITE COLORS WERE BLUE AND PURPLE SAKURA-CHAN ARE YOU DEAD OMG I KILLED SAKURA-CHAN WHAT WILL HINATA THINK OF ME KNOW AND HOW WILL SHE BE ABLE TO KEEP DATING ME IN JAIL WHAT IF WE HAVE TO BREAK UP…
I didn't interrupt him yet because I wanted to see how long he could keep on yelling without having to breath but after 10 minutes their seemed no end and my ears are bleeding, literally I tried covering my ears and I felt blood now I would probably keep on spacing out due to habit when naruto was talking , but the look on his face was so sad like when he used to be alone sitting on the swing in the fosters homes playground it made my heart rench and I could feel the tears threatening to come out.
"Naruto Hinata will break up with you when Neji finds out how mermaids make babies."
T hat did it he stared at me with the most confused face it was HILARIOUS.
"OOO NOW I GET IT HAHAHAHHAHA GOOD ONE SAKURA-CHAN!" their goes my ears again I'm surprised im not death yet.
"NARUTO IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO SEND ALL YOUR FANGIRLS A PICTURE OF YOU SLEEPING IN ORANGE FOOTSIES SUCKING ON YOUR THUMB!"
"…"
Good boy u get ramen after, but now Hinata would love that but to make it extra special NO RAMEN for the picnic and get her milk chocolate."
Naruto nodded then crawled into the kitchen on all fours. WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING! But before I could finish my thoughts naruto came back still on his hands and knees with a cup of instant ramen in his mouth. (a/n ooo kawii) omg I only with I had a video camera so I could post it on youtube.
"ok Naruto I'll make you your ramen now" I sighed
I swear if naruto had a tail it would be going as fast as light by now.
------------------a few minutes later-----------------
"RAMEN!"
Ok now that I feed naruto cleaned the house let Tenten out to play found Hinata a dress and ate my dinner I guess I can finally rest and I could maybe talk to my inner so she wont bother me tomorrow.
YES IM FREE
Yes you are so know if I talk to you for 6 hours then you won't bother me during school right.
I guess but that doesn't mean I cant talk to you before and after school and even take over your body during school
O SHIT DON'T DO THAT AGAIN U ALMOST KILLED THAT PERV
He disserved it even though he was uber cute
All you do is think about boys don't you
YUP
Don't sound so happy about it it's not a good thing
Well you don't think about them so I have to
Omg why cant I just go to a shrink and get rid of you
DON'T TRY THAT AGAIN OR I'LL KILL THE SHRINK THIS TIME
WTF WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT YOURSELF
U YELLING AT YOURSELF ALSO
SO U STARTED IT
WELL YOU BROUGHT UP THE SHRINK
SO U DON'T HAVE TO MURDER EVERYONE
FOREHEAD
U RETARD YOUR INSULTING YOURSELF
WELL YOU CALLED YOURSELF A RETARD
WELL CALM DOWN IM GOING DEATH
WE ARE GOING DEATH
I WANT U GONE
WELL I WANT A DIVORCE
when did we get married
I don't know
Well night
Love ya
Danm im a psycho bitch
Tru dat
Umm ok
Love ya
Hate you 2
O SHIT I FORGOT TO READ THE SUMMER READING BOOKS
O SHIT
WERE GOING 2 DIE
HURRY WE HAVE TO READ Little miss sunshine AND when animals attack
THOSE ARE TV SHOWS AND MOVIES
SO
THOSE ARENT BOOKS
O I knew that
O well night
C ya in your dreams
O shit
--------------with Naruto and Hinata----------------
-------------------------------------------------------------------Hinata's pov------------------------
"HI HINATA-CHAN YOU LOOK PRETTY TONIGHT"
"Th-thanks N-n-naruto-kun"
"Hinata-chan I forgot can you come with me when I get it"
"Sure n-naruto-kun"
I guess he forgot I mean its not like he'd remember I'm nothing special.
"EEEP" squealed Hinata as naruto covered her eyes
"no peeking Hinata-chan" naruto whispered into Hinata's ear
As I nodded I wondered what was going on I mean I know I could trust naruto with my life but I-I didn't know what was going on then I heard naruto tell me to take off my shoes as I did I couldn't help but think of how smooth and relaxing was Naruto's voice was it also sounded hot but I couldn't think of that right now.
"sand?"
"Hinata-chan you can open your eyes now."
I gasped it was utterly beautiful in the full moon and under the stars their was a picnic by the shore the floor was covered in blue and violet lilies, my favorite flower. I was so happy Naruto-kun was to good for me he gave me and my family so much happiness I started to tear up.
"Hinata-chan your crying… you don't like it do you" he sounded like his world was falling apart right their
I jumped and hugged him, his body was so warm and I felt at peace I wished this moment could last forever.
"Hinata-chan"
"Yes naruto-kun"
"We better hurry up and eat the food before it gets to late"
He cooked food also I bet it was ramen but I could care less tonight was going perfectly. As we held hands walking to the picnic basket as I opened it I found chocolate dipped strawberries (a/n yummy) apple turn over and a 1 pound bar of milk chocolate(a/n I had 1 of those my math teacher gave it to me o.O) and right under the chocolate their was a beautiful light purple eagle on a silver chain.
"H-h-how did you afford this"
"o w-well after working at a fast-food stand and doing other side jobs (like a shampoo tester for a nuclear power plant but he wouldn't tell Hinata that) I was 50 bucks short so I bet Neji that if I could find a question that he couldn't answer."
"what was the question?"
"it was well umm well u see it was ifamermaidadoptedakillerseamonkey wouldthemermaidbeavegetarian."
"what?"
"I said if a mermaid adopted a killer sea monkey would the mermaid be a vegetarian."
I bursted out laughing I mean come on I could just imagine the look on Neji's face when Naruto-kun said that. The rest of the night went smoothly and I remember my eyes lids getting heavy and before I new it I fell asleep.
-----------normal pov---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Naruto was carrying Hinata home bridle style.
Ok that was my very first chappy & FF so please review and tell me if I should keep on typing this story ty bye bye off 2 finish my homework cries