What's That Smell?

by Razzmatazz Lady

Anyone else notice how Mulder has to touch every gooey substance he finds? And then possibly smell or taste it? Well, this is a song about that. It's to the tune of Gives You Hell by The All American Rejectss. Please review!

What's That Smell?

Originally Gives You Hell by The All American Rejects

(Performed by Fox Mulder)

(Performed by rest of characters)

I pick up every substance

With a big smile on my face

Even if it looks out of place

And then I have to smell it

Just to check for any trace

If it's from an alien race

Scully sees and says

Mulder, what's that smell?

Mulder, what's that smell?

Then I take a taste

Mulder, what's that smell?

Mulder, what's that smell?

It might be acidic waste now

Or a harmless condiment

But each has a different scent

Someday it will be poison

But for now it's only a hint

Kinda like a fingerprint

And truth be told, it's risky

But truth be told, I don't care

Scully sees and says

Mulder, what's that smell?

Mulder, what's that smell?

Then I take a taste

Mulder, what's that smell?

Mulder, what's that smell?

If I find a pile that could be bile

Or alien gel

Well, I'm not a fool

I'll check and tell

To see what's that smell

Mulder, what's that smell?

When we're down, Scully sometimes asks me

Why do I work or care?

I tell her the truth's out there

And all the time, I'm correct

She'll still try to stop my habit

Scully sees and says

Mulder, what's that smell?

Mulder, what's that smell?

Then I take a taste

Mulder, what's that smell?

Mulder, what's that smell?

If I find black oil around the soil

I'll let it be

The rest of the time

Yeah, it's all mine

To see what's that smell

Now years far from these

I'll get some disease

Ciggy Man will laugh at me

With my other enemies

One case in the past

Scully spoke of swamp gas

I told her that's what happens when I eat Dodger dogs

When we see and say

Mulder, what's that smell?

Mulder, what's that smell?

When he takes a taste

Mulder, what's that smell?

Mulder, what's that smell?

He'll never stop; he's quite a cop

Yeah, Fox is swell

A little bit weird

But just as well

Mulder, what's that smell?

When I get a case

Mulder, what's that smell?

Mulder, what's that smell?

Mulder, what's that smell?

I find things from space

Mulder, what's that smell?

Mulder, what's that smell?

Mulder, what's that smell?

I'm not in style; I like X Files

Scully can tell

Yeah, she can tell

Ciggy's a fool

I feel compelled

To find what's that smell

Find out what's that smell

I want to believe

I know that I'll find that smell

Mulder, what's that smell?

I kind of like when Scully asks me

What's that smell?

Author's Note: Rather random, but I had a lot of fun writing and singing it! Hope you all do too XD Please review!