A.N. ok well this story just came to me randomly so I hope you like it. This is 1-10 th
ings voldemort can do to look and feel pretty
ok 1. He buys symballta for his deppression
One day Voldemort went to Macy's for a bandana to cover his nose ,and he saw a sales girl selling a potion and walked up to her.
" Excuse me what does that do?"
" Oh mam it is fo depression." the girl said.
Voldemort annoyed at being called a woman says " What does it do exacctly."
"Oh it cures your depression." the lady apperently named sunny said.
Voldemort pondered at this and said " I'll take 13."
" Ok mam that is 27.96 with a coupon and would you like anything else?"
" Um yes a Juicy coture bandana and your soul."
"Ok sir you final toltal is 72.43 and can I tell you something." she said finaly figuring voldemort is a man.
" Yes." Voldemort said.
"Avada cavarte ." flicking her wand and pushing him to the floor. "thank you come again." .