So this is a new series I've decided to write called "Letters to Prussia." Basically, Germany letting off some steam about Italy's idiotic tendancies in the form of letters to Prussia. The idea came from when I would write letters to my friend, gatorgirl517, as Germany to her as Prussia.
If you guys have any ideas or incidents you would like me to put in the next letters, please review!
Gilbert,
America still has my diary, so I still can't write about how such an idiot Italy is in it! MEIN GOTT! This morning, I was trying to get him to pay attention, but all he did was play with that stupid cat! Then, he started rolling around on the floor with a cat. I mean seriously, that dumnkoph! He has enough energy to role around on the floor with a cat, but he can't run a single lap!
Anyway, I am stuck here at home with that snobby aristocrat, Austria, because my boss says he has to stay at my house. Damn it! The bastard can't even make his own damn tea! I wish it was 1748 cause then you could seize his vital regions again. Which reminds me…Hungary came over today going on and on about how she wants you give back something….Austria's happy place….I don't know. Talk to her about it. Hungary is scary when she gets pissed.
Also, America's hat came over yesterday wanting to talk to you about your relationship or something. He got cut off by Italy who came running across Switzerland's lawn again without any pants on. Switzerland looked very mad this time…again. He was shouting at Italy about disturbing Liechtenstein's picnic, and once again Italy was yelling my name over and over again begging for help. Seriously, that idiot can run fast when Switzerland is chasing him, but can't run over 0.05 km/h in training! Mein Gott, Gil! Why did I make an alliance with Italy in the first place? Schieße!
Sigh….I guess I shouldn't be too hard on him, but he really can annoy me sometimes. Oh well….. ("Germany! Germany! Help Me! Help Me!" "Stay off my lawn, you freaking Pasta Lover!")…..Gil, I have to go. Italy is being attacked by Switzerland again…
Sincerely,
Germany
Ludwig