Naruto + Hogwarts = O.o
WARNING:RANDOMNESS INSURED!!!!!!!!!!!and there is no major plot line XD
I got bored and had this idea in my mind forever so ya here it goes :(I don't own Naruto Harry Potter or the musical lyrics used in wacky fic)
Chapter I:Accio what?!?
It was a nice normal day in Kohona (well as normal as normal can get seeing as the sand siblings were in town) everyone was out at the ramen shop. (Yes even Tsunade was there)
"Hey what's that shiny bright thingy in the sky?"Naruto asked
"The sun dumbass!"Sasuke said
" No its not!!!Okay well maybe it is but I'm talking about that!"naruto retorted pointing to a huge circle that was now consuming the sky.(or so it appeared that way)
" what the-"Sasuke never finished that sentence as they got sucked into the hole. After a couple of seconds everyone landed on top of each other with a huge thud.
"O-M-G! IT WORKED!" a female voice sqealed."It worked! It worked! It really really worked! "Kailey sang as she danced around in a circle when Raven and Sakurahime whacked her on the back of the head
" Yes I'm shocked too your stupid idea actually worked now CALM THE FUCK DOWN!" Raven said
"ouch! Sempai that really hurt!" Kailey whined
"Yeah?Well it's gonna hurt more if you don't shut up! Look!"Raven said pointing to the frightened looking Naruto characters behind them.
"Oops! My apologies! Im Inu Kailey and you are in Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry!" the preppy brunette said cheerfully
"uh...I think I drank too much"Tsunade said
" same here!" multiple peopled mumbled
"okay before you guys say anymore number one no you are not drunk,dead,asleep and so on number two this was all an accident! Kailey being her stupid self thought it would be fun to see what happened when she said'accio Naruto and friends' which leads to number three meaning this was all just some freak accident," raven took a second to take a breath. " We don't know how to send you back" she finished glaring at Kailey who gulped.
"Sorry!"kailey said
" Its okay hinamori I mean you did summon some of the most awesome people here and now we know not to leave you,a Naruto manga,a wand, and spell book in a room for more than a minute "Andrew laughed as Kailey glared at him evily
"okay not helping!"Sakurahime said
"Okay…so what do we do now?"Raven questioned.
" Well we can't take them any where down stairs imagine what professor McGonagall would do to us especially me!" Kailey said
"But we have no choice might as well take them to the teachers now get expelled and have some cookies before making matters a shit load worse by hiding them." Joey said
"True…hmmm let's go!" Raven said holding the door open for everyone to exit making sure to whack Kailey again for getting everyone expelled. They made their way up to the headmistress's office knocking on the door
"Come in." A woman replied Kailey gulped as everyone shoved her to go first. Kailey opened the door "Ah yes miss Inu what do you need?" "Ummm…ummmm…"Kailey started crying "I summoned people from another world!!!!!!WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
