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-Eia
Prompt: Ichigo x Rukia, poker night.
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Royal Flush
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"Remind me again whose idea this was, so I can kick their asses into next week."
"Take a wild guess," Rukia retorted dryly, more amused by his discomfiture than embarrassed by her own situation.
"Urahara?" Ichigo tried.
Rukia shook her head. "Close, but not quite. He told you, but it was Yoruichi-san's idea. By the way, I win. Off with it."
"Rukia!" Ichigo cried, scandalized. "You're enjoying this!"
"Of course," she replied smugly. "Are you forgetting how old I am? I'm hardly a blushing teenager... unlike some."
Blushing furiously just as she'd said, Ichigo stood up and peeled himself sulkily out of his pants, plopping back down and resolutely not looking at her. "Bitch."
"Don't look at me. You agreed."
"I could hardly have said no. They insulted my manhood."
"Not hard."
Ichigo lost the game, but it was close.
Really close.
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A/N: Hope you enjoyed!