Please don't take this too seriously... Actually, no. Don't take it seriously at all. Just having some fun. :)
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Ponies, Flowers, and Rainbows Galore!
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Dist was in his armchair as always, floating in a field of bright pink flowers. He tossed the beer away as he noticed his beloved Jade standing in the distance. With a rather girly squeal, Dist went at full speed to meet with the colonel. When he had gone half the distance, he got up from his chair and ran the rest of the way, jumping into Jade's waiting arms when he arrived.
"Jade!" Dist cried joyfully, giving his lover a tight squeeze. "Oh, I thought you'd never come!"
"I came." Jade said. He kissed the white-haired man and grinned. "Your nose is running."
Dist quickly turned away and rubbed his nose with his sleeve. "There, how about now?" he said, turning his face back to Jade.
"That's much better." said Jade, and the two of them began kissing again with intense passion. They fell into the pink flowers below, where they wrestled for dominance over each other. Jade eventually won, ending up on top of a very much turned-on Dist. The colonel stroked his friend's face and said quietly, "Ready for some fun?"
Dist nodded excitedly. Jade immediately got up.
"Too bad, you'll have to wait a moment." said Jade, as he turned his back to Dist.
Dist sat up. "What? Why? What's wrong?" he asked. But before his question was answered, Jade began pissing rainbows. This was both horrifying and somewhat sexy to Dist, so he crawled on over to get a closer look. "What are you doing?"
"Can't you see?" cried Jade. "I'm pissing rainbows! Now, come! Run away with me, Dist! We will be lovers forever!" The colonel's colorful flow ceased and two pretty ponies appeared. Jade got on one. "Come on!"
Dist climbed up on the other pony and they took off into the sky, but who knows where they went... And who really wants to know, either?
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What the hell.