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-Eia
Prompt: Conrad and Yuuri, ninjas
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Lecture
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Yuuri shrieked.
Conrad had never heard any man scream like that before. It was worse than a woman's, worse than a loon's, worse than anything in the world excepting asparagus.
"Yuuri, are you all right?" he asked concernedly.
The Maou gasped for breath, hand on his chest, and tried to drag the blood which had instantly dropped to his feet back up to his face. "What are you, a freaking ninja?" he asked accusingly. "I never hear you coming!"
"A what?" Conrad asked blankly.
Yuuri blinked at him. "You don't have ninjas here?"
"No, I'm afraid not."
"And you didn't hear about them while you were in my world? Well, I guess you wouldn't since they aren't really around anymore, but anyways, it's like this!" He set about explaining the wonders of ninjas to Conrad, who sat patiently with a faint smile on his face the whole while.
When he was done, Conrad knew a great deal about ninjas, and even more about Yuuri that said Maou probably hadn't intended.
The smile didn't fade all day.
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