The Mentalist Fanfic

Songfic

A short little sonfic involving our favourite couple. This fic will be based upon Michael Buble's song 'Call Me Irresponsible'. My first Mentalist fanfic, so enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Mentalist, or any of the characters.

Call Me Irresponsible

Call me irresponsible

Call me unreliable

Throw in undependable, too

Mr Patrick Jane was the most unreliable person that Agent Teresa Lisbon knew. He was childish, rude, arrogant, snarky, sarcastic, etc. If Lisbon were to make a list of all the things he done to annoy her, or how many times she'd nearly lost her job because of him, the list would go on forever.

Do my foolish alibis bore you?

Well, I'm not too clever, I

I just adore you

How many times hadn't Jane disappeared without telling Lisbon where he was going? But somehow he always had an excuse for her, and she would buy it. The only reason she forgave him was because he was one of her closest friends.

Jane couldn't even count on the fingers of one of his hands the times he had just stopped outside her office to watch her hard at work. He thought of her as his Lisbon, and would protect her no matter what.

So, call me unpredictable

Tell me I'm impractical

Rainbows, I'm inclined to pursue

Patrick Jane was by far the hardest person to read. He was an exceptional liar, and always managed to get himself in trouble. All he ever did was lie on his couch, and think about things unknown to others. But he somehow, with all of his messing around, managed to solve the case.

Call me irresponsible

Yes, I'm unreliable

But it's undeniably true

That I'm irresponsibly mad for you

If Patrick Jane could just sit around all day watching his raven haired beauty, he would gladly oblige. He was absolutely crazy about her, but he would never admit it.

Do my foolish alibis bore you?

Girl, I'm not too clever, I

I just adore you

He absolutely adored her, and always wanted to be around her. He loved her. He loved the way she always knew what to do in the most dire of times, and that she felt she could be herself around him.

She thought he was extremely good looking, (who wouldn't). She had to admit that she felt safe around him, and felt that she could just be herself. She loved him, but couldn't admit it.

Call me unpredictable

Tell me that I'm so impractical

Rainbows, I'm inclined to pursue

He always had a new way to annoy her, and was always taking an interest in new hobbies. One of his favourite hobbies was having fun with Lisbon. Whether by annoying her, or winding her up, he enjoyed playing with her.

Go ahead call me irresponsible

Yes, I'm unreliable

But it's undeniably true

I'm irresponsibly mad for you

Yes, Patrick Jane was all of these things, but he was her rock in times of need, and the one that she felt she could rely on. She loved him, and would have to tell him one day.

Yes, Teresa Lisbon was an uptight, by-the-book kind of girl, but she was his Lisbon. He loved her, and would have to tell her one day.

You know it's true

Oh, baby it's true

The End!