TV
By David M. Robinson
SpongeBob: Hey Gary! Heya Patrick! It's storming outside. Let's watch some TV!
Patrick: Alright ol' pal of mine (Patrick jumps on the floor, in front of the set)
(SpongeBob turns on the TV, an advertisement appears)
Patrick: Ah crap. Senseless commercials.
(A trailer from the Deathly Hallows is played. SpongeBob is Harry Potter, and Squidward is Lord Voldemort)
Squidward (as Voldemort): Harry Potter? The "boy who lived?...come to die?" AVADA KEDAVRA! (as the spell is shot, Gary switches the channel)
Patrick: Hey!
SpongeBob: Sorry Patrick. Gary's a Jehovah's Witness.
(the monster from 20,000 Patties Under the Sea appears in a TFS DB Abridged episode as Super Kami Guru).
Monster: Do I look Catholic to you? (channel switches)
(Plankton appears as Rasputin from Anatasia. He plans to kill Anatasia (Sandy))
Plankton (as Rasputin): In the dark of the night, evil will find her... (channel switches again) (Tom appears as the Nostalgia Critic)
Tom: A bat credit card, they gave him a bat credit card? They had the balls to give one of the greatest superheroes OF ALL TIME A BAT CREDIT CARD? NO! NOOOOOOOOO! DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT...
(Mr. Krabs appears as Quagmire)
Mr. Krabs (while talking to his money) Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, let's have sex!
(Patrick himself appears on TV.)
Patrick: Oh no! I got the ug...
(Patrick shoots the television with a bazooka)
Patrick: I AIN"T RELIVING THAT!
SpongeBob: Alright buddy. Now put down the bazooka. {Patrick lowers it)
Patrick: Hey look, the storm's gone.
SpongeBob: Hooray! Now we can go out!
(They leave, leaving the charred TV set in the corner of the room)
The End! I hope you enjoyed it! Please review!