"WHAT?" Angel woke up suddenly, hearing the uniquely british brogue of Spike, resident idiot.

"Shut up. Some of us are trying to sleep."

"ANGEL! Get in here, you need t' see this!" Out of sheer annoyance, Angel threw off the black covers of his king-sized bed and stormed into the study.

"What do you want?" Spike jabbed at the computer screen.

"Look! LOOK!" Angel squinted at the screen. He chuckled. The chuckle grew into a laugh, which grew into a guffaw. Angel read the title in the most patronising, feminine and mocking voice he could.

"At such a young age, Spike is the hottest actor around. A visit to a high school changes everything when he finally comes across the one girl he's been searching for, but she's not exactly what he expected." He slammed his palm onto the desk, the vampire strength in him making all the objects bounce up a centimetre or two. "Wait, wait…let me guess, that 'girl' you've been searching for is Buffy?" At this point Spike looked very uncomfortable.

"…yes." Angel burst out into a second fit of laughter.

"Hang on, I wanna see what else is on here…" Angel laughed for a straight four minutes. "You know, that's unlucky for ya man. I mean, you sleep with her once and everyone gets their hopes up…" Still chuckling, he started to walk out the room when-

"There's fiction about you, y'know." Angel quickly turned around and looked at the screen again. "What?" Spike put on his best overly dramatic voice as he read the title of the story.

"Two souls bound by love are torn apart by death and duty. But Buffy and Angel are meant to be, and love always finds a way." Spike chuckled while Angel looked startled. "You know, that's bloody hilarious."

"Why were you looking at these fan fiction sites anyway?"

"I was trying t' see what people thought about us! People are bloody stupid!"

"Well have fun. I'm going back to bed." They heard the door unlocking downstairs. Xander's voice rang through the house.

"Guys, I'm making breakfast."

Spike raised an eyebrow, and before Angel left he said "You wanna see the stuff I've found about 'im…"