Ranger24: Hey folks. This my First fic in this section so enjoy.
Chapter 1: He did it.
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"So we're finally going to Blizzcon," King Varian Wrynn said making sure all his luggage was together in the violet citadel of Dalaran.
"Well it's about bloody time Blizzard cut us some slack," King Magni Bronzebeard said leaning against his single bag.
"I have too wonder though, where's that gnome guy?" High preistess Tyrande Whisperwind asked siting crosslegged on the floor.
"Oh he fouled up another experiment and is recovering from the radiation poisioning," Magni said with a shrug.
"When I was your age we didn't have radiation poisioning, we had the plauge." High Prophet Velen said sitting in one of the conviently placed chairs.
"And where's Jaina, she said she'd be coming with us?" Tyrande added ignoring Velen's comments.
"Oh she usual runs late, no idea why though." Varian said with a shrugg.
At that moment the said archmagi appeared in the room in a flash panting heavily hefting her bags.
"I'm sorry I'm so late, things came up." She said apologetically.
"No need to apologieze, but please hurry up and open the portal I'm getting a cramp." Tyrande said.
"I have six and I've had a heart attack already," Velen said cheerily.
"You had a heart attack recently?" Varian said raising an eyebrow.
"I got better," Velen said with a shrug.
They all stood there for a moment in silence.
"Probably should have brought the gnome," Magni muttered.
"Okay let me get started on this portal." Jaina said rubbing her fingers together and raising a hand. In a crackling burst of energy the purple green portal opened before them.
"Okay everyone we're good to go." Jaina said lowering her hand.
"Are you sure its safe?" Tyrande asked.
"Sure, there might be some slight disoreintation though." Jaina replied.
"As in...?" Magni asked.
"Hell if I know just go," Jaina said shrugging.
Varian sighed grabbing his bags. "Well next stop, where ever the hell we end up!"
Varian ran into a portal and instantly thought he taken some of Broll Bearmantle's "speacil" brownies. The world swirled around him with varying shade's of blue and white light. Out of nowhere a really annoying theme song started playing as he flew through the portal.
When he reached the end he fell flat on his face on hard black asphalt.
"Ow..." He groaned lifting himself up only to have Magni come crashing down on his back.
"OOOFF! Sorry lad!" Magni said apologetically.
"No harm done," Varian muttered as the dwarf got off him only for Velen to come out of the portal and trip over him and crash to the ground.
"You okay?" Varian asked.
"It's okay! I only broke my knee caps!" Velen said happily.
"What on earth are you all doing?" Tyrande asked as she and Jaina came through the portal.
"Taking a nap, what do you think?" Varian demanded.
He stood up and found them to be in a large open concrete building. At the far end was a guy dressed in a white office shirt and black pants standing beside an RV.
"I think that's our ride." Varian said picking up his bags.
"Couldn't they have brought a limo?" Magni muttered as Tyrande and Jaina threw him their bags. Velen pushed himself off the ground and followed them cheerily.
The man's face light up as he watched them approach. "Hi there! My name is Chuck Howardson I'll be your driver on the way to Blizzcon!"
"Good so when do we get going?" Varian asked.
"Oh as soon as the other party arrives," Chuck said happily.
"What other party?" Varian said raising an eyebrow.
At that moment another portal opened and out of it stepped a hulking figure in black armor with green skin. He stepped aside a person in primitive armor with large tusks and blue skin stepped out followed by a large whizzened bull like person with a large axe. Then there was a woman in black with pale blue skin and blazing red eyes. Last of all however came a man dressed in red with pointy ears a pale hair done up in a pony tail.
"HA! I told you the portal would work fine! Pay up Vol'jin!" The pointy eared man said.
"Damned elf," Vol'jin muttered handing over some money.
"Don't gloat Lor'themar," the woman said tersely.
"I'm not gloating Sylvanas I'm simply collecting my winnings from a bet." Lor'themar replied pocketing his winnings.
"Let's just hurry up, my old bones ache," the bull man said.
"In a minute Cairne," the green skinned person said turning about to face those by the RV. He froze staring at Varian who was glaring at him.
"Nobody... mentioned... the... Horde." Varian growled.
"Umm.... hi," the warchief of the Horde, Thrall said apologetically.
"Nobody told us you'd all becoming either, human." Sylvanas snapped.
"Yeah, Blizzard could only get one RV so you're all going in one RV. Great huh!?" Chuck said happily.
"FOR BOLVAR!!!" Varian shouted charging towards Thrall swords drawn.
"Oh come on, can't we just talk this ove..." Before Thrall could finish his sentence he was force to draw the Doomhammer and block against Varian's attack.
"Seriously! Do we need to resort..." Thrall said before having to duck Varian's next attack. "To violence every time we meet?"
"DIE YOU!" Varian shreiked hammering away with his swords.
"Shouldn't we stop them?" Tyrande asked watching the fight.
"Nah missy, normally we just let this sort a ting blow ova'," Vol'jin said with a shrug.
"Varian stop it!" Jaina snapped raising her staff.
"Okay please stop!" Thrall said blocking with his hammer. But then Varian clipped off a bit of his beard. Vol'jin, Carine, Sylvanas, and Lor'themar's eyes widened in alarm.
"Oh, shit." Lor'themar whispered.
"Duck and cover!" Cairne shouted as the other horde leader's got behind him as he hit the deck.
"What the bloody hell are you talking about?" Magni demanded.
"Oh not good," Jaina whispered.
"What is it?" Tyrande asked.
Vol'jin pocked out his head as Thrall stumbled back running a hand over his missing bit of beard.
"Rule numbah one mon, no touchin' Thrall mon's do." He said quievering.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!" Thrall screamed furiously.
"Please calm down! There's no need to have violence!" Chuck said terrified.
"FACE MY LIGHTNING!!" Thrall roared throwing a massive chain lightning which Varian ducked. Chuck unfortunatly was not as fortunate.
"OH GOD!!" Chuck screamed as he was bar-b-q'ed. He collapsed to the ground dead flash fried in his nerdy outfit. Thrall and Varian glanced at one another then at Chuck. Thrall quickly hid his still sparking finger's behind his back.
"He did it!" He said jerking his thumb at Varian.
"Oh you bastard," Varian muttered.
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