Aoi: Okay everyone, this is my Tea bashing fanfic. I warn you there is indeed Tea bashing. The whole point of this story was to make fun of her. And if you don't like this type of stuff don't read it. I'm not telling you to. So just click the back button and back...away. I do warn you though, this story has mild cussing. Has the potential to have other stuff...I don't know yet. I'll have to think about it. But anyways, with all that said, enjoy. Oh yes, I also want you all to know that this is indeed my FIRST Tea bashing story...so I probably still need to work at it. XD

Disclaimer: I am no way responsible for the idea of Yu-Gi-Oh! Or the Powerpuff Girls...I do NOT own either show by the way. I'm only writing fan fiction on them because I love the shows. So please don't sue me. But even though I don't own the shows, I do in fact own these stories and don't want anyone ripping me off. And if you claim that I took your idea. I just want you to know that I didn't. See the truth is, I rarely read other people's work...Because I don't want to accidentally take their idea...and I like writing better than reading anyways. Seriously, the only time I usually read other authors' stories are when they personally ask me to. So please don't send me many flames saying I took your idea when I absolutely did not.

Insanely in love

Chapter One: Grabbing opportunity by the horns.

"Ohmigosh, ohmigosh, ohmigosh, ohmigosh," squealed the brunette as she stared at the flyer that had just been handed to her by one of the seniors. Her bright cerulean eyes blinked in disbelief at what she had received. "Yugi, can you believe this! A dance," she said shoving the paper into the face of the shorter male. He backed away slightly rubbing his violet eyes while peering up at her. "Yeah, Tea...they just got done announcing it over the intercom," he reminded. "I know, I know," she bounced, "But think about it Yugi...dances mean people...people mean dates...dates mean I get to go with someone and find my soul mate!" Tea squealing once more at the thought, of her finding out her true love was Seto Kaiba, and her kissing him after he confesses his love to her. It was enough to make her faint, which she in fact did. Yugi however being the size he was, knew that he couldn't possibly catch her. He had only two options...be crushed or not to be crushed. The male side stepped the moment the equation had been measured in his mind.

Moments later, Tea finally opened her eyes. Yugi bent over looking at her, while a crowd had formed. Everyone was concerned if something was wrong with her or something. "Tea...Tea are you okay?" he asked worriedly.

"I'm...in heaven," she answered, her face completely flushed. Her friend only awkwardly laughed at this, not sure of what to say to the female who was lying on the floor. She gazing about, laughing lightly. This really starting to disturb him.

"Okay, show's over folks," Joey quickly said, he and Tristan trying to push everyone away. Ryou tip-toeing over to help Yugi escort Tea off. They had no idea what was wrong with her, but whatever it was...they didn't want everyone else knowing about it.

"This...is all a dream come true," she smiled as she sprawled out on the couch of the game shop. All of her friends, who sat on the floor, tried their best to not to look at her. Especially since she was still wearing her school uniform, her skirt riding up a bit. Tristan even nudged Joey with his elbow, "Hey...Joe."

However he got no answer from the blonde.

"Joey...earth to Joey Wheeler," he whispered a bit louder, now elbowing him harder...and more obviously.

This got the other's attention though, he shooting the brunette male a glare. "I can see Tea's pretty pink panties," he whispered, a stupid smirk upon his face. Joey's hand twitched slightly, resisting the urge to punch Tristan right in the face, Tea was his friend after all...he didn't want to be tempted to look at her underwear. Yugi lightly rocked about, he not knowing what to do. Finally the tri-haired colored teen stood up, dusting off his own school uniform.

"Where ya off to, Yug?" the blonde teen quickly asked, to take his mind off of the vulnerability of his other friend.

"Going to go check up on Atemu," he smiled, "After all, he does have a cold. And I wanted to give him his homework and such."

"Right," Tristan grinned, his words dripping sarcasm.

Yugi only lightly blushed at this, "No...seriously, I'm going to give him his homework."

Tea then sat up, she didn't like it that Yugi was getting all the attention. It wasn't right, besides she was the one who was going to end up having the most magical night in her life...all she needed was to get Seto to ask her. But first she had regain her status of number one person in the room...but how?

Ryou lightly sighed to himself, glancing over at his watch. He knew that he couldn't stay here long...or his yami would get suspicious and paranoid. The ivory haired teen then glanced over at the others, giving them all a smile saying, "I have to go...home that is."

"Have a safe trip," Yugi smiled.

"I will," he returning the smile.

This was her time to strike, it had to big. "Aw, Good-bye, Ryou." She bouncing off the couch over to him, wrapping her arms around him. Okay, so she tackled him. They both on the floor, Tea lying on top of him. Tristan only lightly elbowed Joey once more, raising his eye brows. Ryou however wasn't seeing this as being funny at all like Tristan did. He didn't know what to do, he was actually scared.

"Um...Tea?"

"Yeah?" she innocently answered.

"I really need to go,"

"Aw, I'm sorry...I guess I'll just really miss you."

"Miss me?"

Tea nodding to this as she hopped off of him, holding out her hand to help him up. He taking her hand. Once he was to his feet, the teen bowed his head to them all...later scurrying out of the room. She only shrugged her shoulders at this, as if she didn't understand why he was in such a hurry. Yugi had ended up sneaking up the stairs to escape everything...he didn't want the chance of being put in the same situation that his friend had just got out of.

After everything calmed down, she plopped down on the couch, pulling Duke to sit by her. It surprised him that she was even messing with him, since he had been trying his best to stay quiet.

"Okay Duke, Joey, Tristan...you guys are going to give me advice," she smiled.

"Advice?" Joey stuttered.

"Yes...advice," she smiled, "I mean we're friends right? And friends help each other through thick and thin. We bail each other out when we're in trouble, and lend a hand when we fall down. And right now, I really need my friends."

"Yugi's upstairs!" Tristan blurted out, knowing he wasn't good at giving advice. It was obvious that the three of them should never have a teen hotline.

"Duke...don't you want to help me?" she poking out her bottom lip in a pouty fashion.

"I can help you," he smiled, "Let's go to my game shop."

"Gladly," the two of them leaving arm in arm. Tristan and Joey left blinking in confusion.

Suddenly Grandpa ran in there, dropping down to his knees, a long dramatic no following. "No, I'm losing long time costumers!"

"Think of it this way, Gramps," Joey smiled.

"Now you won't have to worry about people shoplifting," Tristan finished.

The two simply stared at the brunette teen, causing an awkward silence to follow.

Tea sighed, then finally said, "I'm in love with Kaiba."

Duke, who had been drinking water, immediately spit it out in shock. It hitting her slightly, she flinching. Disgusted at the fact that he technically spit on her.

"I'm sorry," he quickly apologized, "But Kaiba? You like him?"

"Yes," she dramatically cried, "I do...and I want him to ask me to the dance so we can go together...realize we're perfect for each other...get married, have kids, picket fence, two story house...and a dog!"

This caused him to blink for a moment, trying to follow everything she just threw at him.

"Okay...you want...what?"

She took a deep breath to repeat herself, however instead answered, "I want to be the Mrs. Seto Kaiba!"

The other teen simply stood up, bowing his head to her, leaving the room. This really confusing her. In the distance you could hear hysterical laughter, and what sounded like someone dropping to the floor. This really confused her. After about three minutes, he finally returned, sitting back in his seat. A look of seriousness upon his face.

"Well?" she asked.

"Go for it," he smiled, his finger had found it's way to a lose strand of his raven hair, and instantly started twirling it once more.

"You're the best, Duke," she smiled, leaning over hugging him before skipping out of his Game Shop.

The next day at school Tea hobbled from her group of friends to the back of the classroom where Seto's desk was. He obviously typing on his laptop, never looking up once. She just about died as she walked towards him, it was set in her mind that she was going to confess her feelings to him. Nothing was going to stop her.

"Eh, da fuck," Joey spat out, as he noticed where Tea was going.

Duke only smiling happily to himself, "This is going to be good."

Yugi didn't want to be apart of any of this, he staying pretty close to his yami. The same with Ryou. The blonde however wasn't keeping his cool as much as his friends...he seriously didn't want his friends associating with the likes of Kaiba. It just wasn't right, it wasn't healthy...it was the eighth deadly sin in his book.

"Why da fuck are you guys just standin' around like nothin's happenin'?" He quickly said, his voice getting a slight bit louder.

Yugi didn't really like the cussing, it was making him unhappy actually, "Come on, Joey...can you keep the cussing to a minimum."

"Da bastard," he said to himself not even hearing a word the other said.

"That's Joey for you," Tristan suddenly said with his arms out expecting to hear laughter. However none followed.

"Um...Seto," she said as she ran her finger over the top of his laptop screen.

His eyes widening, his typing stopping. Who was this mere mortal calling him by his first name...she wasn't worthy of that privilege! Seto's eyes slowly looked up from the screen at her, to see if he was actually thinking it was who he thought was.

"Gardner," he said to himself.

"Yeah, Seto baby...anyways," she began, her two index fingers poking together as she spoke, "You know that dance that's coming up?"

No answer.

"Well...I was wondering, since I'm going...and you're going...maybe we could go together."

No answer.

"After all, we both are popular. I have brown hair...you have brown hair. We both have blue eyes...we look good together," her eyes twinkling at the thought of their kids.

What Seto said:

"I'm not going to the dance with you," he simply stated while shutting his laptop, "I would never go to the dance with you...I'd rather go with a mutt then you." A tiny smirk appearing across his face, "Showing that I'm not going at all."

What Tea heard:

"I'm ... going to the dance with you ... Of course I'd go with you ... after all deep down inside I love you like mutts love the freedom of life."

Of course she fainted, thinking that her love actually agreed to become her boy friend. True love conquers all, she always believed it. She lied there past out for a few minutes, everyone circled around her...everyone but Seto that is. The female sat up, ruffling her head smiling, "Why is everyone looking at me?" Tristan clearing his throat while pointing down to her skirt, she quickly shutting her legs. Awkward smiles came from her...but as long as she was the center of attention once again. This was a very pleasant feeling for her to have, however that's when it hit her. He wasn't here...the only face she really wanted to see. Seto's. And that's when it really hit her, she was his girl friend...he was her property. Oh yes, this thought caused a very grinchy like smile to inch it's way onto her face.

In a quick motion she hopped to her feet, throwing her fist up in the air. "Hell yes," she said as she pulled it down in quick fashion. Everyone around her completely stunned. "Uh...Tea, why are you so happy?" Yugi then asked, concern was written all over him.

"Because," she began.

"Because you broke your record of fainting two days in a row?" Tristan suggested.

She stared at him for a moment, as she placed her hand on her hip. "No, silly...Kaiba and I...are together!" This caused a lot of mouths to drop open, a few people falling over.

"WHAT!" Joey shouted, pulling a few strands of his own blonde hair out of his head, "You gotta be kidding...tell me Tea. Tell me you're just pullin' my leg."

"But I'm not," she squealed. This caused her friend to fall over, he hitting the ground hard.

At lunch, Tea looked about, she finally decided that she was going to get those female friends of hers. But who? Her eyes scanned over the area. She didn't want someone prettier than her...and yet she didn't want someone who everyone hated beyond belief. After hard pondering she sat her trey down at the table with three other girls. "Hi," she smiled, "I'm Tea Gardner...you guys are going to be my female friends." She about died at the words, finally she was going to be around people who understand her...instead of guys who just stare and blink.

After a few seconds, one of them whispered, "Somebody say something." "Um...hi," the orange haired girl suddenly smiled, "I'm...Blossom, and this is Bubbles and Buttercup...yeah." Bubbles happily smiled. "Oh you all are so cute," Tea smiled, gesturing to the size of their eyes. The three sisters were extremely creeped out at the fact that a girl just called them cute, which explained why they could only awkwardly laugh. "Anyways, that's so cool how you have a group where you all have names that start with the same letter," she smiled, "I mean...there was only one person in my group with the same letter as me...and I really don't want to grouped with him." The brunette teen taking a seat, where the three ate. "Um...could you give us a minute?" Blossom smiled as she quickly pulled her blonde and raven haired sisters off to talk.

While sitting there by herself, Tea got the chance to actually think about how great this was. Soon she was even going to lunch with her new boyfriend...but it hit her...Seto doesn't eat lunch. As a matter of fact she doesn't remember ever seeing him eat anything. This all explained to her why he was so thin though. Finally the triplets returned, taking their seats. Awkward smiles were upon their faces. But the other female wasn't paying attention to their smiles anyways, she was more interested in the cuteness of their eyes. The light pink for the burnt orange haired female, light blue for the blonde, and light green for the raven haired female. They were just so adorable.

"Um...I don't mean to bug you," she began, "But how old are you?"

Bubbles and Buttercup both looked to Blossom to answer, not only was she their understood leader...they really didn't want to talk to Tea. Or didn't know if they were supposed to talk to her. Blossom opened her mouth to speak, but in the last minute the blonde beat her to it.

"See, we're all fourteen," Bubbles smiled, "We're triplets...see we're living down here for a while-"

"Well until Professor gets out of this tiny fix he's in," Buttercup added.

"And since our nana lives over here...we're living here," Blossom stated, "And will be going to school here for while."

Tea was so excited about all of this, they were going to be here for a while...meaning they were going to be her friends through all of this with Kaiba. Oh the thought of her dating a senior who owns his own company was like a fairy tale to her. She couldn't wait to tell them.

"Hey man," Tristan whispered to his friends. They turning their attention to him, waiting for him to continue. "Don' cha think it's a bit weird that Tea's not hanging out with us?"

"Well, she had been complaining about not hanging out with other girls," Duke answered, "But I guess someone like you Tristan wouldn't notice when a woman was feeling awkward around certain people."

"He's got a point Tristan," Yugi sighed.

"And besides...Tea's better off. Who know's, she'll probably end up getting out of this little phase of hers and just realize-"

"-Dat's she completely looney for goin' wit a jerk like Kaiba ta begin with!" Joey blurted out.

"Joey...I don't see why you're getting so worked up about all of this," Ryou quietly pointed out.

"I'm not da one who's gettin' all worked up. I mean, ya'll saw how whacked up Tea was actin' in da class. Dat's not normal...da girl's possessed or somethin'!"

"Po-ssessed?" Atemu question.

"Yeah, you heard me...someone's doin' a numbuh on her head. An' I think I know who," Joey said as he eyed a table that wasn't too far from them. "Marik and Malik," he muttered to himself.

"Wait...them?" Yugi exclaimed, his attention being shifted over to the two, "You don't actually believe that Joey, do you?"

"Who else?"

"Well, there could be a number of reasons why Tea's acting this way," the raven haired male supposed while twirling a strand of his head.

"Like?" the blonde asked wishing for him to continue.

"Let's say Tea's feeling a bit neglected. And she's just looking for attention."

"Doesn't she get enough of that?" Tristan commented.

"But what if she doesn't. Tea's going to look to someone who her being with is going to get her a lot of attention. Kaiba being the perfect candidate. Or she just might like him because he's cool-"

"No he's not," Joey flatly interrupted.

"Most girls think he's...I don't know...hot?"

"Blasphemy!"

"And he's rich," he concluded.

"Now I dunno if she's golddigger," Tristan sang, "But I know she don't mess with no broke, broke, broke...hey Joey, you don't ever have to worry about Tea taking your money. Since you don't have any that is."

"Shad up," Joey hissed, "An' I do to have money...I just don't go flashin' it 'round in people's faces like a jerk!"

"Because...," the brunette drug out, "You don't have any."

"Tristan, I'm warnin' you," the blonde twitched.

"Erm...Joey," The more sensitive, tri-colored color haired, teen began, "You need to calm down."

"Yeah Joey, I'm getting...scared," the ivory haired teen wined.

"Wha?" he answered, confused that his friends were saying that he was going over the edge.

"Joey," Tristan said as he patted the blonde's shoulder, "You need to get rid of all of this stress...or you're going to end up losing all your hair."

His chestnut colored eyes widened at this.

"After all, you don't want to wind up uglier than Kaiba, do you?"

"But according to the majority of the women in school...Kaiba's considered h-"

"Happy," Yugi suddenly smiled, "Not too happy about Tea starting this stuff about them being together. I just know it's not true. You guys got to remember who we're talking about. Seto Kaiba. The guy who won't even hug his own little brother unless he loses him."

"You have a point," voices at the table answered not in unison at all.

"I mean there's no way possible that Tea could be dating Kaiba," Yugi finally concluded.

"I'm dating Kaiba," Tea suddenly blurted out to her new friends. They only stared.

"Who?"

"Seto Kaiba," Tea sighed as if she were living a dream, "You know, Seto Kaiba. Really tall guy who's always behind a laptop or book. The super hot CEO who gives out icy glares with those gorgeous eyes of his." She very close to squealing at the thought of him.

"Um...listen," Blossom began, she wanting to be the one to tell the female this...well since she could put it to her in a more nicer way than Buttercup. "See...We're glad for you. We really are...we just don't want to um...-"

"Listen to your shit about some guy," Buttercup angrily mumbled.

Blossom caught what her sister said however knew she had to quickly think of something to cover it up...but to her surprise Tea acted as if she didn't hear it. It was like she was off in another world...another land. 'Could someone be more out of it than Bubbles," she asked herself, glancing over towards her blonde sister, only to see her looking over her sky blue, painted finger nails. She lightly humming her to herself. 'Nope...still brain dead,' she concluded.

"Gah, I can't stand it anymore," Buttercup finally blurted out, "If you like the guy so much. And he's your boyfriend, then why don't you get your ass out of your seat and go sit by him!"

"That's a good idea," Tea clapped, "You know what...I'm going to do that right now. Thanks Bridget."

"Buttercup."

"Okay," she smiled as she stood up, taking a deep breath. Then looking down at them, asking, "Okay...how do I look?"

"I give you a thumbs up," Bubbles winked.

She nodded, then glanced around the cafeteria. But to her amazement there was no sign of Seto. 'What? Does the guy not eat? Well...that's going to change after a few visits to his house...all I have to do is give him a good home cooked meal. That's it! I'm going to make my Seto lunch tomorrow. Oh it's going to be great. He'll be sure to kiss me for it.' A grin appearing on her face, tomorrow was going to be the best day ever.

Aoi: Okay, that was chapter one...now wasn't that long? XD

Mokuba: Eh.

Aoi: No seriously, I think that's the first time I ever had a chapter that long, that was the first chapter. They're usually shorter than that.

Mokuba: I guess.

Seto: T.T I hate you.

Aoi: You're only saying that now. .

Seto: T.T How dare you pair me with Satan herself?

Joey: Eh, buster...wha'd you say?

Aoi: Calm down guys, anyways...tell me people what you think so far. And please no flames. I only want constructive criticism...nothing that will make me want to give up writing, curl up under my blanket and drink my mother's chicken noodle soup while crying my eyes out, though.