So, this is a present for my Bestie! It's a two part so the next part will come soon (*SNORT*) if any of you guys know me, that is not even a promise worth confiding in. Anyway here is a CRACK pairing, (for you people of the night that support minority couples know that I LOVE YA ALL) and I hope you all enjoy!

You're on the phone with your girlfriend

She's upset.

Zatanna sighed as she saw Conner through her identical window set on the opposite side of her house, though she doubted that he would have noticed her staring. She could see that he had been pacing around his room for the last five minutes, looking as if he wanted to punch a hole in the wall all while keeping the phone in his strained hand from breaking into small little Pieces. Even if Conner was as frustrated as Zatanna could envision through the window, she knew this was just some petty fight that could be made up with a kiss and a hug the next day. So she just continued to doodle in her sketch book and adjusting her nerd glasses an inch up her face, thinking about the times she and Conner had when they were just kids. They were the best of friends too. Practically inseparable. God, what happened?

She's going on about something

That you said.

Cause she doesn't get your humor

Like I do~

Conner's girlfriend has to be one of the most lightheaded girls Zatanna has ever encountered in her life. She was regardless very pretty, green shining eyes and nice red-hair that topped that empty head of hers. She loved to mess with people's heads, which was basically the entire Front, middle and back page of their 'love' story. Zatanna was also 99.9% sure that M'gann (strange name right? It's like she from Mars or something.) only got together with Conner because he was captain of the football team and She was head cheerleader. Disgusting that rite of passage interfered with her love life, huh?

If only…. GOD if only she had the guts to go and tell Conner of her love for him. Zatanna loved him since they were toddlers in grade-school, (or whatever puppy love was back then) and the feelings only grew and was nurtured by the oblivious gardener ( Conner) until they were in the last year of High-school. The desire to keep their relationship, even if it just friendship stable was so strong for Zatanna that she refused to move into the next step. Opps… Dang it! She thought, seeing that while she was deep in thought, she starting to draw zigzag lines over the couple holding hands she had drew in anger. Stupid Barbie.

I'm in my room, it's a typical Tuesday night.

I'm listening to the type of music she doesn't like

And she'll never know your story like I do.

M'gann will never be the girl Conner can say that was with him when he won the wrestling champion (two and half years ago) or say that she held him back when she held Conner back from beating the douchebag that called Richard a fag into a pulp ( he did anyway, she didn't hold him back too hard) The only thing she will be able to say is that she was capable of hypnotizing Conner into her silly little reality, where ponies actually SHAT rainbows and because being a cheerleader it means that you are the most popular by default . Seriously what goes on in those little heads of theirs?

But she wears short skirts

I wear t-shirts

She's cheer captain

And I'm on the bleachers

Dreaming about the day you wake and find that

What you're looking for…

Zatanna saw as Conner got off the phone that he was now looking at her face with Distress. She absolutely melted all the way down to her toes and immediately scrambled to get to her notebook to write a message to Conner. Come on, Come on something supportive… Something that will take his mind off of that Barbie…

You ok?

Conner smiled, sitting comfortably on his bed and pulled out a piece of copy paper to respond. Zatanna willed the blush on her face to go diminish when Conner's cute bangs were shrugging over the front of his face and eyes making the vision of him well…. Kind of delicious. A shiver ran up her spine at the thought and she had a mini spasm in her bed (praying that Conner didn't see).

Tired of Drama.

Zatanna made an audible 'O', mouth shaped like an oval pretending as if she couldn't tell at all what was going on in Conner's head. She knew him to well. Pushing a strand of hair out of her face, she tried to think of something to say. Okay you have another chance to say something to help, come one Zatanna think!

Sorry ;(

Nailed it!

Conner laughed out at her poorly drawn sad face, knowing that she could do so much better than that but Zatanna thought that she saw something else in his expression like…. Disappointment? Zatanna started feeling around for her dropped doodle-book and hesitantly wrote out the words I love you 3. Taking a deep breathe she held it up, scrunching her eyes up and waited for Conner's reaction when she finally peeped out her window…. Only to see that Conner apparently checked in for the night. His curtains were shaded the window much to Zatanna's relief ( and frustration) as she laid down her doodle-book. She bit her lip as she flopped against her bed, sighing at her lost love life.

Has been here the whole time?

Sorry, guys! I promise that I will get back to this piece very very soon (LIES) and I hope you enjoyed!

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