It's just something which popped into my mind...
I'm married!
"Quit doing that, Albus, I'm married!"
The headmaster took his hand off his deputy bottom but kissed her on the mouth.
"I missed you" he said after a while.
"Me either… but I had to stay with my husband for a while. And stop doing that."
"Doing what?" he asked innocently. "That?" he said repeating his act.
"Yes! That!" she hissed as hand massaged her breast once more.
He stopped moving but didn't take his hand off her.
"I think you don't want me to stop." He stated, "I even think you want to kiss me".
"You know you're right but we can't do it anymore!"
"Why is that?"
"I'm married."
"And where is your husband to stop me?"
"You know perfectly well he's in Saint-Mungo. Please let go of me." She begged without moving an inch.
"You know I don't care." He whispered in her ear. "I was there first."
"I told you I was sorry…"
"And I told you I would punish you…" he said biting lightly her earlobe.
She kissed him hard on the mouth.
"You shouldn't have married him, while you were already having an affair with me." He added once the kiss was over.
"I was drunk… oh stop that, you know I can't resist it!" she plead as he licked her collaborne.
"Even if you were drunk, Love, I still can't understand how you found yourself married to Gilderoy Lockhart."
End.
you have every right to say the author is crazy,.. She knows that.