Here is a oneshot for you guys. I saw a meme that made me think of it. So it is kind of a drabble. Hope you enjoy it!
Bedtime stories
Odin heard a creak coming from down the hall, near Thor's room. He groaned. The child had been up all night, asking for snacks, and bed time stories. He figured it was him again.
"Daddy?" a small voice sqeaked.
Odin sighed, "What is it this time?"
"Can you tell me a bed time story?"
He had been afraid of this. He was out of stories. What would he do? "Fine. Come here."
Thor jumped onto his father's lap excitedly.
An idea popped into Odin's head. He didn't even need to make up a new story! He would tell Thor the story that would gross him out. "Are you comfortable?"
"Yes daddy" Thor giggled.
"Once upon a time, your little brother gave birth to an eight legged horse. THE END. Now go to sleep, and don't come out of that room again unless you want to hear more details about how the Foal was made!"
Thors looked like he had mental scars that would last all his life, as he ran out of the room crying.
Odin then slept peacefully, and was not woken up again by his son again.