This started out as a random idea, just me being crazy, when it turned out to be so funny l decided to give it a plot (originally it was just the list)and post it. The only reason it's rated K+ is because I'm not sure whether or not "D'Arvit" counts as coarse language.
For readers of Young and Stupid, I have a minor case of writers block. I know what's going to happen I just can' t find the words to describe it so basically I'm posting this because I got bored.
Vengeance is Sweet
Holly was sick and tired of Foaly's paranoia. She wanted to teach him a lesson-namely to stop asking her if she had been followed every time she walked into the ops booth. Naturally she did not want to hurt her friend—just annoy him back a bit, but she could not think of how to do it. In desperation she called Artemis Fowl for help which he was happy to give. The young genius immediately came up with a plan. Holly wrote down the list he gave her and Artemis drilled her until she could rattle it off from memory without cracking up laughing.
The next morning everyone wondered why the elfin captain was in such a good mood as she made her way to the ops booth. As usual Foaly looked up the minute she walked in. "Hi, Foaly," Holly called cheerfully. If he noticed the evil grin he did not mention it.
"Did anyone see you come in here?" he demanded.
Holly suppressed the grin and thought for a moment. "The FBI, SG1, CIA, NCIS, SGA, CSI, NSA, MIB, NCC 1701-D, BPRD, SGU, DEA, NTHS, IADC, FAB, M16, KFC, UCPO, The C18A26Y, WGTC, Section Eight, UNIT, Starfleet, NASA, The Jedi Council, Thunderbirds, The Department of Homeland Security, Torchwood, the Enterprise, The Ugly Thing of the Caves, The Secretaries of Juliet, the TARDIS, Cirque du Soleil, The Guezirod, SHEILDS, The Wicked Stepmother's Eating Drinking and Travelling Society, International Rescue, the X-Men, Cirque du Freak, the Volturi, The Doctor, The Wizards of Waverly Place, Saint Dane, The Brotherhood of Mutants, The Avengers, Mt. Olympus, The Vampire Generals, The Zenith Force, a Sith, The Fantastic Four, The Master, the Incredibles, Eoin Colfer, GOAL, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Justice League, The council of Cloven Elders, Marvel Comics, CHiPs, the Russian Mafia, NIMH, an oompa-loompa, the Three Musketeers, the Psy-corps, a sandman, some guy who was looking for bigfoot, the Brothers Grimm, a satellite that was pulled out of orbit just to watch me, oh and the EIB." Holly allowed herself a smug grin when she finished. Even Foaly could not think of a comeback for that one.
"You forgot the Ministry of Magic." He pointed out.
"D'Arvit! I knew I missed something!"
Like I said, that was random. I actually spent more time on that list than I care to admit, but it was fun and kept me entertained for a while. Hope it made you laugh!
By the way, I don't own any recognizable initials or the characters. I did make up the Guezirod, which is from a book I'm trying to write, but I think that's the only thing I have a real claim to.
Thanks and prayer,
RAHbooks