Hello again, everyone! And hello to those of you that are new! Welcome! So, this is Who Are You?!, a previous story if mine, but instead of through Ally's eyes, which the first one was, it is now through Dez's eyes. Because Dez knows some things that Ally doesn't, it won't be identical to last story. Each chapter of this story will correspond with the same chapter number as the other story. I HIGHLY recommend reading the last one first, but I can't force you. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. I hope you enjoy!

I am going to kill that imbecile and he's going to happy I did because, if I hadn't already killed him, he would've asked me to.

He makes absolutely no sense. He wants to keep it a secret yet doesn't take the necessary precautions to stop his biggest fear from becoming a reality.

Then again, what did I expect when he told me he loved her?

Technically, he said he had a crush on her, not that he was in love, but I know my best friend and I knew he was going to fall for her the second he saw her, the moment their eyes met, and the first word that they said to each other. He thinks that their first moment is when their hands touched at the piano while they wrote their first song together but he's wrong.

He'll figure it out eventually.

Given, I've never been in love, not like he is, but I get the concept and I've studied him. I get the whole wanting to spend a large amount of time with your crush and everything and being anxious as to when you'll see them again but he's not thinking anything through anymore and this is gonna be our hamartia and he's going to panic and sulk, which seem like contradictions, but in this case, they fit perfectly together.

You see, I know he's anxious and itching to see her so I showed up earlier to pick him up from his house. When I got there, Mom {1} said he had left half an hour ago and she thought he was with me. He wasn't but I knew exactly where he was going. His love nest, A.K.A Sonic Boom: The place where his first love is sold by his true love.

So right now, I'm racing to Sonic Boom. Hopefully, and if we're lucky, nothing's happened. If it has...

Austin will be so disappointed.

I stop in my tracks as I see Trish heading towards the store. Great, just what I need.

I smile anyway and walk up to her, "Hey Trish!"

She looks at me with confusing emotion. She strongly dislikes me but then tolerates me other times. "Freckles," she decides on.

Very clever nickname.

As we get closer to the front doors, we see Austin and Ally at the front counter, Ally looking pretty freaked.

"No, it's not! Your name is Austin Moon!" she yells at him.

Oh no.

"Woah. Calm down, Babe. You're harshing my mellow," he shrugs his shoulders and I know that shrug and I know that lexicon.

OK, calm down. Let's not jump to conclusions (even if those leaps are smaller than steps). First, gather more data.

"Hey guys!" I greet them as I walk into the store, Trish abandoning my side to be behind the counter, near Ally's.

My buddy turns toward me, pulling me into a handshake/half-hug, "D-Dawg! How you been, man?"

Drake.

OK, Drake's cognition is far more sensitive than Ally's, so play to him.

"Pretty good. You?"

"Alright. Hey, have you seen the new Zalie-?"

"What?!" Ally shouts, interrupting. It's a good thing she did because I'm pretty sure I was going to be asked about one we've already seen seven times already.

"Woah. You OK, Ally?" she looks like she's borderline hyperventilating and passing out.

Drake scoffs, "You should've seen her earlier. She was screaming at me, claiming that I was lying about my name."

"That's because you were! You said your name was Drake! Which it isn't!"

"Woah, Babe, that one had some volume in it," he looks surprised or like something really loud just blew by.

Believe me, that makes sense.

I need to get him out of here, but how?

I know!

"Hey," I tap Drake's shoulder with the back of my hand, purposely leaving out a name, "Do you wanna go get some pizza at Mini's?"

"Mini's?"

"Yeah. It's this new restaurant that opened a while ago."

He's going to have go there soon enough, might as well use that as a way to get him out.

"Sure, sounds good," he turns to Ally and Trish, who both look confused, but of different intensities, "Bye Babe. Bye...whatever your name is..."

Oh, he's going to get an earful for that later.

I wave goodbye, though I don't think they noticed, and we exit Sonic Boom.

Behind us, I hear Trish ask, "What just happened?"

"I have absolutely no idea..." Ally trails off, no emotion in her voice.

Their voices fade away.

Oh great.

This is just perfect.

Things To Know:
{1} For clarification, this is still Austin's mother we're talking about. I figured Austin and Dez are close enough in my story that they would call each other's mothers, "mom".

Disclaimer:
I do not own Austin & Ally, anything that belongs to them, or anything else that I referenced.

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