Starfarts was just leaving after one of her BEEF LIP'Z concerts to go get Taco Bell when it happened. The greatest theing that have ever happened to her ever in her life entirely. She ran face first with a loud 'SPLAP!' into someone.
"O-Oh fecescarp. I am so so sorry."
"It's alright! I love your band! Can you autograph my face."
"Yeh." Thyen she autographed his face with Sharpire, "do ypu wanbt the other to sign you too?" she asked.
"N-No... just you."
Starfarts would have been creeped out becayusr she usualy hates creepy fury fanboys, but Digby was her secret fury crush. She watcheded all of his videos and had a poster of him between her weird al poster and her squid sister poster. her maga hat and meta knight plushies sat on a pedestal to the left of the digby poster. her room literaly was creepy kind of. She had a few more picture of digby stored away prety much evertywhere. Even her kazoo had digby drawed on it. she comisioned the art frum sparklespew(BUY ART FRUM HER BTW!1!11)
So sghe was happy/ "Digby..."
"ye."
"you want to go taco bell together"
"lets shall"
"indubitrraiullly"
then they got there.
"food is good here"
"i see banabas when i look in your eyes."
"oh starfarts, id shower you in coconut cream pies."
"my main monkey, lets go to anthrocon on fridau."
"wha..."
starfarts get s to go to everuything for free because BEEFG LIP'Z is so succesful.
"Starfarts, I dont want to hgo there. its baf."
"oh..."
"but ill do it for you, my main monkey."
"Aww!"
then they pranced of into the sun set.
Author's Note:
I guess I'm writing BEEF LIP'Z fanfiction now. What has my life come to?
Ah, well. I have no reputation anyway. In case you're reading this, DigbyTheGoat, none of this is true, I promise! Also your special guest appearance in my "All The Single Furries" MAP was supposed to be a bizarre sort of thanks for being one of the few relatively sane furries; I thought you might find it amusing. I was by no means implying that you're a single furry!