It all started when our hero, Sonic, woke up in the Green Hill Zone. It was the somethingth time it had happened. Feeling abundantly concerned, Sonic took a walk, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Rather abruptly, he realized that his beloved shoes was missing! Immediately he called his friend, Tails. Sonic had known Tails for (plus or minus) 20 years, the majority of which were enchanting ones. Tails was unique. He was congenial though sometimes a little... annoying. Sonic called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Tails picked up to a very angry Sonic. Tails calmly assured him that most kittens turn red before mating, yet puppies usually indiscriminately grimace *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Sonic. Why was Tails trying to distract Sonic? Because he had snuck out from Sonic's with the shoes only seven days prior. It was a curious little shoes... how could he resist?
It didn't take long before Sonic got back to the subject at hand: his shoes. Tails sighed. Relunctantly, Tails invited him over, assuring him they'd find the shoes. Sonic grabbed his hibachi and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Tails realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the shoes and he had to do it fearlessly. He figured that if Sonic ran, he had take at least nine minutes before Sonic would get there. But if he took the Tornado? Then Tails would be exceedingly screwed.
Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Tails was interrupted by ten stupid badniks that were lured by his shoes. Tails panicked; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling puzzled, he carefully reached for his oven mitt and deftly grabbed every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent-the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the pumpkin patch, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Tornado rolling up. It was Sonic.