Envy studied his new form in a bathroom mirror in Central HeadQuarters. He toyed with his blonde ponytail and his clothes, making sure he looked presentable. After all, he wouldn't want to make the chibi look like a total whore.

He walked down the corridors of the building, waving to the staring officers as he passed. Envy stifled a snicker as he realized the turmoil he was causing. The real Edward Elric was probably in his dorm with his brother, asleep. It was nearly ten o'clock at night, after all. He could only hope that the chibi wouldn't find a reason to show up here tonight. That would be a bit of a problem, considering that Envy was using Ed's form.

He had been bored. That was the only reason he was out so late. There was simply nothing to do at the moment but wait for some new information, so Envy took it upon himself to find a source of entertainment. He smiled as he approached Colonel Roy Mustang's office door. This would have to suffice.

He knew that Ed probably never knocked, but he decided to do so anyway. Envy-Ed rapped his knuckles on the door to receive a muffled "come in". He wiped the wicked smile off of his face and replaced it with a smirk. 'Let the game begin,' Envy thought to himself, as he opened the door.

He walked in, slowly, swinging his hips for the desired seductive effect. He pulled the hairtie out of his blonde hair and let it cascade around his shoulders. He saw that the Colonel had yet to look up from his paperwork, so he cleared his throat, rather loudly.

"Is this important, or - " Mustang stopped talking as soon as he looked up from his paperwork.

"E-Ed?" He said, weakly, letting his eyes roam over Envy-Ed's figure, shamelessly.

Yes, Envy had not only taken the form of Ed's body, but he had also chose to dress him in a very...revealing schoolgirl's outfit - miniskirt and all. He wore black, thigh-high stockings, along with a pair of four-inch high heels (How Lust walked in these things without stumbling even once was beyond him). He wore an exact copy of Ed's usual black tank-top (wifebeater). The miniskirt hardly covered anything at all. In fact, if Envy-Ed bent over, anyone looking would be able to see the g-string (yes...g-string) he was wearing.

Roy Mustang looked as if he could have orgasmed right then and there. His jaw was slack, and his eyes had a glazed-over look to them. Envy-Ed walked over to his desk with an innocent look plastered onto his angelic face. Roy hadn't thought it was possible for anyone to look so innocent and delicious at the same time...but as it turns out, it was very possible. Roy cleared his throat and reluctantly stopped ogling his subordinate.

"Good evening, Full Metal, can I help you with - oh, fuck it. What the hell are you wearing, Ed?!" Roy asked, once again undressing "Ed" with his eyes.

"Um, what does it look like I'm wearing, genius?" Envy-Ed snapped, imitating Ed's temper perfectly.

"Hardly anything at all! Why are you - " but poor Roy never got to finish his question, because Envy-Ed leapt over the desk and straddled Roy in his chair.

"E-Edward. This is hardly appropriate...and..." Roy faltered, unaware that his hands were feeling the body in front of him. His hands traveled up from Envy-Ed's thighs and under the mini-skirt. Gloved hands came to rest on a firm, tight ass, and he gave the buttocks a squeeze.

Mustang let out a breath he hadn't realized he'd been holding as his hands roamed over the perfect flesh. Envy resisted the urge to punch Mustang in the face and went on with the act. He let out a breathy moan into Roy's ear, and he grinned wickedly when he felt Roy's reaction pressing persistently up against his nether regions.

"Mmm, Ed," Roy moaned, as he arched up, pressing his erection along Envy-Ed's underside.

Envy-Ed licked a trail from Roy's collarbone, up his neck, and bit down gently, sucking the delicate skin. The Colonel made a throaty noise and squeezed "Ed"'s ass again. Envy felt disgusting. 'Filthy humans and their lusty needs.'

"I've gotta go, Roy," Envy-Ed practically purred to Mustang, who let out a whimper of disappointment, "but I'll be back tomorrow or the day after. Can we continue this later on?"

Roy nodded, though he glared at his subordinate. "Ed" reached down to the Colonel's crotch and gave his erection a firm squeeze, before he walked briskly over to the door, leaving Roy in a shocked state. He snickered, devilishly, as he walked out of Central HeadQuarters and transformed back into his preferred form. Tomorrow would be an interesting day for the chibi, that much was certain.