Wardrobe malfunction
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Many centuries ago, magic jewels bestowing extraordinary powers were created. These were... the Miraculous. Throughout history, heroes have used these jewels for the good of the human race. Two of these Miraculous are more powerful than the others; the earrings of-
"BLAH! BLAH! LIKE WE HAVEN'T HEARD THIS A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE! Let's REALLY derail things!"
The ancient, twisted entity stalked toward Master Fu's Dojo...while ha and Wayzz talked...he slipped by unseen and added a little something, something to the oh-so-precious Miraculous...as well as took something away...
The dark entity turns to the readers, "Right, you've all seen the 'origin episode'. So let's skip most of it to what I want! You don't like? Frak you!" He lifts up a remote, presses FF...and the world speeds up-
...episode 1 skipped to the end...
Marinette was ecstatic! She'd done it! She'd beaten a monster! She was a hero!" She leapt back into her room just as her 'Ladybug outfit' clocked out, turning back into Tikki.
"I did it, Tikki!" Shouted Marinette happily. Tikki smiled as she turned to face her, "You see? You were- NAKED!?" She shouted embarrassed.
Marinette, confused. looked down and gasped in shock, she was naked!
She covered herself, "WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?"
...Meanwhile...
"Yikes, well that's more of you than I needed to see." Said a horrified Plagg. Adrien glared as he covered himself with a discarded trash lid, "Will you shut up and help me home before someone sees me!?" He snaps as he tires to climb back into his room...
...Meanwhile...
And let's not forget Dear Stoneheart practicing his multiplication tables...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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