Well, here's chapter 1. When there are parenthesis that is what popped into my head while I was writing that. It may be frightening. When these Show up it means she is thinking.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, Fruits basket, dances or songs.
I was walking home from a night of hanging out with my cousin and her new family at a club (I honestly don't know why that popped into my head -_-') when I heard a rustling in the bushes.
'Oh no!' I thought, panicking. 'is that my creepy, long haired stalker Jacob Black!?! Or *gasp* maybe it's a rapist! I hope it's not Blake Fetzer!!!( yes, he is a notorious rapist at my school ^-^)' I was so frightened by those dark thoughts that I completely forgot about the rustling in the bushes that initialized my panic to begin with. I'm not normally so panicky but that damn Jacob Black stalking me has really freaked me out. The bushes had slipped from my mind so I turned to leave, that is until the rustling got even louder, successfully bringing my attention back to it. My muscles tensed as I prepared to flee should it be either of the men that I had imagined following me. Suddenly the bushes ceased their rustling and out jumped…
A TALKING PINEAPPLE!! ( MWHAHAHAHA!!!)
I sweat dropped. ' I panicked for this?' I thought shocked and slightly ashamed. I turned to leave.
"NO!! Don't leave!" begged the pineapple , " I need to warn you! You have to know!!(o.0 go on)" His eyes were filled with anime tears and I sighed, turning back.
"What is it?" I demanded harshly. I was beginning to get annoyed, I was tired and wanted to sleep. The pineapple's eyes started shining and he spun around, suddenly in a pink dress with sequins. ( HISS!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!) As he started singing "I Fell Pretty" from West Side Story I turned away, wishing for nothing more than to be away from this thing. I sighed and stepped into the street when I came face to face with an eight foot tall (I have no idea how tall he really is T-T) russet furred wolf. Startled I released a blood curdling scream and fell back, smashing the nape of my neck against the curb, effectively knocking my self into unconsciousness ( smooth, real smooth -_-' that's something I would do).The last thing I saw through the darkness enclosing me was abnormally large wolf gripping my collar with his teeth and lifting me up.