DTR: Hey for of you who don't know (obviously) I'm DraeTheRaven, and yes, this is my first fic. Before anyone says anything I know this has been done a lot, but I wanna get in on the fun too, and what better way to do it than a Zelda dare fic.
Link: You're doing this because you're too lazy to think of anything.
DTR: Look I got a lot personal stuff on my plate okay. Not easy when you're in summer school.
Midna: I wonder who's is fault is that?
DTR: Shut it you damn imp!
Midna: What did you call me?!
The Twili tackles authoress on the floor. Zelda walks in.
Zelda: They're fighting again?
Link: Unfortunately
Ganondorf: Ladies please
Both of girls look up from fighting. The Gerudo king grabs a seat and sits down with a bowl of popcorn.
Ganondorf: You can continue.
The two draw their attention back into the fight.
Zelda: Will you two stop it already! You're making yourselves look bad!
DTR: Fine, anyway, could you send in a couple of dares if not some questions? You can give dares for any character in the Zelda series. It doesn't matter what it is I'm doing this for fun.
Link: Yeah, fun to torture us all.
Ganondorf: For once I have to agree with him.
DTR: You honestly think I would do that to you all? (angel halo floats above head)
Everyone: YES!!
DTR: TOO BAD!! As the author what I say goes! So please send in reviews! And if you're the first (this for girls) I'll hook you up with Link or another male character (even though there's not a lot) in the next chapter.
Midna & Zelda: WHAT?!
The authoress gulps
DTR: So sending in those reviews now!!
The authoress runs for her life with two very angry princesses behind her. Link and Ganondorf watch while eating popcorn.
Link: Now this is a show!
Ganondorf: You said it!